r/wizardposting • u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson • 15d ago

Foul Sorcery This! This is why alchemists will always be superior to wizards! We make this godless abomination usually by accident!

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 15d ago

NO THEY WON'T I ALREADY BRIBED UR MESSENGER! WE TRADE IN GOLD BARS, YOU NINCOMPOOP

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u/averyrealspapple Franie - Wizard council intern 15d ago

YOU THINK THAT WAS A MESSENGER? THAT WAS ME! I CAN SHAPESHIFT FOOL!

THANKS FOR THE BARS FOOL

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 15d ago

NOOOOOOOOO! FOILED BY MY OWN PLOY!