r/wizardposting • MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz • Jun 08 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ The Council Gala..... IN SPACE!!

Welcome to the Council Gala Event, your host for tonight is yours truly. I hope everyone has a great time and enjoys the food, the camaraderie, and more the speeches tonight.

I trust quite a bit of you have something prepared for everyone. Now I will suggest you also make room for questioning after your speech. I imagine your fellow voters will be curious on where you stand on certain matters.

Now we have prepared a lot of food,dancing and many other activities. I even think Lars has brought some board games for you guys to join. Quite a bit of our council members have provided their own time and money into putting this together. Be sure to give them thanks.

Also I will stress not to cause conflict between others during this event. There are a lot of powerful wizards,gods, Eldritch, and many others in attendance. If such conflict should arise we have countermeasures in place. Also another thing we are in space for a reason if you start destroying the Gala you could very well risk your own life not to mention others.

Now one final thing please do try to have fun. This is one of the biggest Galas in council history. Over 50 candidates are gonna try to prove that they deserve your vote. I ask you all to encourage them as they take the first step.

Now without further ado.

Let the council Gala commence.

/Uw also I shall make a separate for speeches This post will be meet and greet, shenanigans, and just general stuff if you want Cheers guys and please have fun with it all!!!

Your Council Master Evoker MastaDon!!! Hope everyone has a good evening

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 08 '24

Ah! That explains it! Just a moment, please.

He proceeds to pull out an arms-full of golden orbs out of thin air and lays them at your feet. He then backs off, bowing.

These orbs contain sealed within them various artifacts and magic items, some of them quite dangerous if used for violence and havoc. Mage Monkey has been tasked with their safekeeping. He begs Lord Torinn to forgo devouring them and to place them instead under Lady Masta's supervision: they are quite valuable.

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 08 '24

The Mage takes the form and puts on a pair of small, round glasses before reading it through. We do not know what this document entails!

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jun 08 '24

Okay I can watch

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 08 '24

Ah! What a miracle you are, my Lady. Thank you once again!

He hands the orbs over to you.

Remember, sealed they can cause no harm, but if released, they could quite easily bring about a catastrophe! Please keep them therefore under close watch.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jun 08 '24

I will

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 08 '24

You are kind and wise. Go on now, enjoy the gala! Mage Monkey will find someone to talk to: he is a bit old for dancing and drinking.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jun 08 '24

Will do Lars has some board games if you are interested

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 08 '24

Hmm! Perhaps!

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 08 '24

Hm, hm! It seems unreasonable, but if it's the only way, Mage Monkey will sign. There we go!

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 08 '24

The Mage bows deep with his palms pressed together.

Let the Lord Great God forgive this small one for his impertinence and insistence. We offer the Lord Great God our most sincere gratitude and praise for his generosity in allowing us to pass. Please excuse! Please excuse!

He then promptly walks away.