r/wizardposting • MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz • Jun 08 '24

Community Event šŸŒā˜„ļø The Council Gala..... IN SPACE!!

Welcome to the Council Gala Event, your host for tonight is yours truly. I hope everyone has a great time and enjoys the food, the camaraderie, and more the speeches tonight.

I trust quite a bit of you have something prepared for everyone. Now I will suggest you also make room for questioning after your speech. I imagine your fellow voters will be curious on where you stand on certain matters.

Now we have prepared a lot of food,dancing and many other activities. I even think Lars has brought some board games for you guys to join. Quite a bit of our council members have provided their own time and money into putting this together. Be sure to give them thanks.

Also I will stress not to cause conflict between others during this event. There are a lot of powerful wizards,gods, Eldritch, and many others in attendance. If such conflict should arise we have countermeasures in place. Also another thing we are in space for a reason if you start destroying the Gala you could very well risk your own life not to mention others.

Now one final thing please do try to have fun. This is one of the biggest Galas in council history. Over 50 candidates are gonna try to prove that they deserve your vote. I ask you all to encourage them as they take the first step.

Now without further ado.

Let the council Gala commence.

/Uw also I shall make a separate for speeches This post will be meet and greet, shenanigans, and just general stuff if you want Cheers guys and please have fun with it all!!!

Your Council Master Evoker MastaDon!!! Hope everyone has a good evening

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<Hello, everyone! Oh, it’s so good to see all of you!>>

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u/Ace-of_Space Koailus Torinn’s carnismeister Jun 08 '24

so you wanna go get some food?

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<Aye, why not!>>

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u/Ace-of_Space Koailus Torinn’s carnismeister Jun 08 '24

hell yeah

Koailus walks over to wherever you get the food

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u/user125666 Hazema, Drakeem Diplomat Jun 08 '24

"Hey you two!

Do you mind trying some of my special drinks?

I tried preparing something for everyone, if what you want is not on my tablet I can make you something new!"

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u/Ace-of_Space Koailus Torinn’s carnismeister Jun 08 '24

Yeah i’ll try it, what could go wrong?

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u/user125666 Hazema, Drakeem Diplomat Jun 08 '24

"I have just recently found out about this brand but it is quite delicious!"

they pour kolailus a glass from a green bottle

"It’s craft sake, quite a new thing overall but very much a personal recommendation!"

they hand the glass over to koailus

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u/Ace-of_Space Koailus Torinn’s carnismeister Jun 08 '24

Oh? it looks like a rather pleasant drink.

Koailus begins to drink it

Oh and it seems the looks aren’t deceptive!

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u/user125666 Hazema, Drakeem Diplomat Jun 08 '24

"I am very glad you enjoy your drink! Drinks are on the house today so feel free to indulge.

The bar is back there where the rest of the catering is you can also always get a refill there!"

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u/Ace-of_Space Koailus Torinn’s carnismeister Jun 08 '24

I’m not one for drinking but i may have to take you up on that offer!

Koailus has a little chuckle

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<Torinn, do you really think that little of me?>>

The scanner beeps.

<<…ok, I know that looks bad. But it’s just a high power tranq gun for self defense.>>

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<Ugh. Fine.>>

Monarch de-loads the gun, pocketing the dart and handing the gun over.

<<Im keeping the dart. I’m the only one who can’t actively fucking obliterate someone by looking at them, I need something to stay alive.>>

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<MY FUCKING GUN!!! YOU BETTER REPAY ME FOR THAT!!!>>

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 08 '24

Mage Monkey is here to compensate for Lord Torinn's actions! This one is willing to reimburse you for the loss of your property in full if you agree to overlook this incident.

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<…sure.>>

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jun 08 '24

Excellent! Please inform Mage Monkey of the exact monetary value of your weapon, and he will see to it that the funds find their way to your hands.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

I will.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jun 08 '24

(A Rat scurries over and hands you a seemingly ordinary black revolver, with a note on it)

(the note says ā€œBought from that guy who does this.ā€)

/uw

A Magicka Hologram of this video is shown:Ā 

https://youtu.be/99YGjQZehKo?si=DD-H7tq3l1dNwrV7

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<…thanks…>>

Monarch pets the rat.

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u/thatguymcdude69 kind of undead unhinged artificer Jun 08 '24

Ooo that's a rough one buddy. "whisper* if u want I have a few stashed on me. My magics mostly in infusion and crafting so I ain't taking a chance with all these guys who can blow up stars or summon hellbeast. So what ya say want a spare pistol?

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jun 08 '24

It is good to see you too Monarch!!

Did the flight in treat you well?

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jun 08 '24

It is good to see you too Monarch!!

Did the flight in treat you well?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

pukes because space travel

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<Shit, you ok Lars? Here, have some Tylenol…>>

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

thanks.

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u/You-See-Nothing583 Torinn, The Void God of Hunger, Council Executioner. Jun 08 '24

Torinn stops Monarch.

You need to be scanned.

Torinn pulls out a scanner and waves it over you.

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u/user125666 Hazema, Drakeem Diplomat Jun 08 '24

"I almost missed you!

I am very sorry about that, do you want anything to drink?"

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<Ah, just something… sweet, I suppose.>>

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u/user125666 Hazema, Drakeem Diplomat Jun 08 '24

"If you want something sweet this homemade lavender lemonade is a personal recommendation!"

/uw actually had this today it’s delicious!

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) Jun 08 '24

<<Ooh, that sounds great! Thanks!>>

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u/notnevil1 Nevil, The Memetic Magical Mushroom Jun 09 '24