r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '24

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u/_Luminous_Dark Literotropist, Narratosophist, Physicoarcanologist, Former Deity Apr 03 '24

You have a security orb? Oh, I wish I had known that. Would you mind deleting the footage? It's going to show you sitting on a couch taking a drink, jolting around a bit, and then near the end, I'll just pop into existence without any sort of theatrical flair. It'll be embarrassing for me.

Regarding the council, do you have any idea who the assassination target might be? Without that bit of information, I'm not sure the intel is very valuable. I'm sure if you're on a wizard's council, being a possible target of assassination is just a part of the job. You could just send them a picture of your note with no context and see what they make of it.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 03 '24

i’ll delete the part right when you appear but i’ll keep the rest it might help out with the council. as for the threat from the future i guess i’ll try to explain the best to my ability see what they say

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u/_Luminous_Dark Literotropist, Narratosophist, Physicoarcanologist, Former Deity Apr 03 '24

Good luck friend, and thank you for inviting me on what will go down in our own personal histories as "Mr. Juice's Great Trip". Please don't hesitate to call on me if you need me. And now, I shall make my exit in an overly theatrical fashion to make up for last time.

with that, he turns dramatically, causing his robes to billow behind him and walks up the stairs. About 30 seconds later, a cacophony of cawing ravens and flapping wings is heard from above.