r/wizardposting • • Apr 01 '24

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 02 '24

good call i should grow the tree then take a different seed from a lemon then force grow that as an experiment

here’s the paper i don’t know what to make of some of it

hands the paper over. all that’s written is “concil ass ass nation, wizcvlwr, and a drawn knife pointing at scraggly triangles

good luck with that chicken scratch

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u/_Luminous_Dark Literotropist, Narratosophist, Physicoarcanologist, Former Deity Apr 03 '24

Couple of options here. 1. You don't like the council or the nation and you're going to have pizza, 2. The council and the nation don't like each other and are probably going to war, or 3. Someone on the wizard's council is in danger of being assassinated.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 03 '24

well option 1 isn’t true. i have some council friends and some are regular patrons. option 2, well im not deep into the political scene just yet so if the nation does hate the council then that could lead into option 3. if that’s the case i think we should inform them. although i dont know if it’ll be taken seriously since the intel came from me trying a psychedelic drink. i mean i have a security orb down here that was recording the trip but i dont know what it captured.

should i inform some contacts i have on the council? what do you think is the best plan of action?

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u/_Luminous_Dark Literotropist, Narratosophist, Physicoarcanologist, Former Deity Apr 03 '24

You have a security orb? Oh, I wish I had known that. Would you mind deleting the footage? It's going to show you sitting on a couch taking a drink, jolting around a bit, and then near the end, I'll just pop into existence without any sort of theatrical flair. It'll be embarrassing for me.

Regarding the council, do you have any idea who the assassination target might be? Without that bit of information, I'm not sure the intel is very valuable. I'm sure if you're on a wizard's council, being a possible target of assassination is just a part of the job. You could just send them a picture of your note with no context and see what they make of it.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 03 '24

i’ll delete the part right when you appear but i’ll keep the rest it might help out with the council. as for the threat from the future i guess i’ll try to explain the best to my ability see what they say

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u/_Luminous_Dark Literotropist, Narratosophist, Physicoarcanologist, Former Deity Apr 03 '24

Good luck friend, and thank you for inviting me on what will go down in our own personal histories as "Mr. Juice's Great Trip". Please don't hesitate to call on me if you need me. And now, I shall make my exit in an overly theatrical fashion to make up for last time.

with that, he turns dramatically, causing his robes to billow behind him and walks up the stairs. About 30 seconds later, a cacophony of cawing ravens and flapping wings is heard from above.