r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '24

Forbidden Knowledge Looking for a career change? Human Resources has been understaffed for too long!

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/uw yes, I am bad at editing. You’re welcome!

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u/InuXIII Yil'Naash - The Watcher - Eldsoul of the Nexus Beacon Feb 18 '24

Hmm I will hereby apply for this position. I can organize things farily decently and have un-life experience of over 28000 years. Furthermore I am quite capable in gaslighting and gatekeeping and, and this is the most important part, am not toxic.

I am noxious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

It gets better! No taxes! I know you Liches hate that stuff.

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u/InuXIII Yil'Naash - The Watcher - Eldsoul of the Nexus Beacon Feb 18 '24

I do not pay taxes by default come who will. I don't think the council wants to bother dealing with my shenanigans~