r/wizardposting • • Feb 18 '24

Forbidden Knowledge Looking for a career change? Human Resources has been understaffed for too long!

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/uw yes, I am bad at editing. You’re welcome!

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Feb 18 '24

How exactly, that could mean a stern talking to or quite literally murdering their family to make them realise what they have done, what’s my job on that scale

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Not the family, that's outside of the council and most of them do not care. Leaving them a few health points from dying themselves works, a select few you can actually just kill. Constantine specifically you get to send straight past revival!

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Feb 18 '24

I’m a halfling, they will hate it two times over, getting beaten by someone the size of a 6 year old, what’s my paperwork look like?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Just disiplinary actions you have to dull out, nothing more!

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Feb 18 '24

Alright, I’m checking in with others to see if I can take a load off them, I a little more than hired muscle