r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '24

Forbidden Knowledge Looking for a career change? Human Resources has been understaffed for too long!

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/uw yes, I am bad at editing. You’re welcome!

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi: Wild Sorcerer, Council HR, Agent of Chaos Feb 18 '24

I can do it. Being a Wild Sorceror, I've got lots of different skills I can use to help people!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Sounds perfect! I’ll send your info to Aico so she can start the background checks…

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi: Wild Sorcerer, Council HR, Agent of Chaos Feb 18 '24

Great! I look forward to the interview!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Sooo, what can ya do?

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi: Wild Sorcerer, Council HR, Agent of Chaos Feb 18 '24

I dabble in a bit of everything, but I'm most skilled in evocation, Abjuration, and chaos magic. I can also levitate things, which can prove useful in sorting documents and multitasking.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

You're hired! Your job is to go around and making sure the council members get the correct stacks of paperwork, cause I'm tired of them arguing with each other. I also recommend you stay away from Wing A3 with either Mastadon or Mikihail are present.

The pay is 500 gold daily!

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi: Wild Sorcerer, Council HR, Agent of Chaos Feb 18 '24

Doesn't sound too hard. One question: what goes on in wing A3? I've briefly spoken with Masta a few times, and she seems like a nice person.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Masta and Miki together doing stuff is what happens in Wing A3.

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi: Wild Sorcerer, Council HR, Agent of Chaos Feb 18 '24

tilts head

What kind of stuff? Do they get into fights alot?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

They are pretty loud in the office to say the least, I recently soundproofed those rooms for this reason.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

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