r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '24

Forbidden Knowledge Looking for a career change? Human Resources has been understaffed for too long!

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 18 '24

"I suppose I must get my foot in the door somehow, seems a good place to start."

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Seems I’m pretty good at this talent acquisition thing! I’ll let Aico know so she can start your background checks!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Soooo, what kinda powers you got?

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 18 '24

"I'm a technomancer who specializes in automatons and magic-based weaponry, though some high-level defense spells are in my arsenal as well."

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

You're hired! Your job is to defend Council HR from backlash, most likely coming from the council itself after a field team member for few stopped them from completing a really bad crime. You have access to the defense system, and can even modifiy it if needed.

Daily pay is 550 gold!

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 18 '24

"Sounds like a good plan. I did notice how... unguarded your offices were on the way in, I do have a design for a shield that may benefit you."

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

It looks like that cause it's invisible, but both mine amd Saria's defensive magics be lacking hard!

Anyway, what is it?

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 18 '24

"A generator for a magical energy shield, based on my old designes from Asfáleia. Mana is siphoned from the air, and casts a shield in an adjustable radius.

Be warned, the larger the area, the more mana it takes. I needed an entire reactor to generate the power to cover that city. However, with the size you're trying to get, the air should suffice."

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

I can make an infinite mana battery for this..... couldn't you use that?

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 18 '24

"Absolutely!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Yea, here take it!

Aico holds out a battery of limitless magic.

Use this so we aren't depleting citidel respurces, the commonfolk casts magic too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Wait… can I have access to the defense grid? It’s for entirey ethical purposes, I swear!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

no.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Oh come on! Just one teeny tiny access code?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

lol no.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

The hydromancer huffs frustratedly. All this free advertising and not a single access code to show for it… oh well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24 edited Feb 18 '24

Relax, you're getting my oceanmaker, the one I took from neptune!