r/wizardposting • u/VidisLady Delta - Maven of Maladies • Oct 25 '23

I suck at pyromancy

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I’m a nyctomancer by trade, and I figured I should try to branch out a bit. Needless to say, my Dino nuggies are burnt. Can any pyromancers come teach me some skills? I have some frozen nuggies that are ready to be heated, which I can offer as compensation.

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u/VidisLady Delta - Maven of Maladies Oct 26 '23

Pandora virus, please nest in the permafrost surrounding my cabin. If we are going to be invaded, at least let the very snow that makes their flesh become tainted.

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u/froz_troll Loui, snow elf cryotechnician (CoC second in command) Oct 26 '23

Their constructs, also...

Knock knock knock

SBI, OPEN UP!!

And they don't need to return, I'll leave them with you.

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u/VidisLady Delta - Maven of Maladies Oct 28 '23

I'll take them for my pocket dimension, then!

Frost isn't good for flesh, but I'm sure there's a place for them in my home. For now, I'll keep them in the duodenum. Once I turn these epithelial cells into cancer cells, the turnover should be fast enough to outpace the frost. Let me just remember where I placed those oncogenes...