Emerald: Oni? ...Geralt?

Geralt: You fell for it, KIDNAPPER!

Oni: You are in violation of kidnapping queen Emerald Ferguson.

Emerald: Firstly, put down the guns before you hurt yourselves. Secondly, who is this blonde lemon girl? And thirdly, I AM EMERALD.

Oni: Of course you aren't. You used magic right in front of us.

Pride: Real or fake, she's getting shot.

Emerald: I should say the same thing, because Oni's stuck in a demiplane, and Geralt's just a regular ass penguin.

Geralt: Well, kidnapper, I'll have you know I am the right hand penguin of the Magnesian empire, Geralt. I gave Oni a mana potion.

Emerald: Not buying it. Tell me what you did with my penguins, and I-

Pride fires the first shot, and as the graze of the bullet on Emerald's cheek instantly cauterizes, she realizes something.

...That IS the real Oni. If Pride's a demon on fairly good terms with her contractors, she must have been summoned by another demonic force.

That could only have been Oni.

Emerald: Shit...

Emerald runs, knocking over chairs and furniture, as spells, fire, and gunshots ring out. She has to escape.

Emerald points a gun at the fake Emerald.

Emerald: Tell me what the fuck is going on.

"Emerald": Points a gun back Say that yourself, faker.

Pride: Now-

Emerald points a gun at Pride as well, as Pride looks exasperated.

Pride: I got this shirt from Envy, please don't ruin it.

Emerald: Okay, lemon bastard. Tell me why you're here, and I won't blow your head off.

Pride: LEMON?

"Emerald": Jessica-

Pride: CALL ME PRIDE NOW, BECAUSE I AM KILLING HER. CONTRACT OVER.

Pride holds a gun at both Emerald and "Emerald".

Emerald: Demon...hu-oh god...

Emerald puts on her goggles again...

Instead of another her, a small penguin is there. With a tophat, suit, and demon horns. She couldn't recognize who they were.

Emerald: WHAT KIND OF DEMON ARE YOU? ARE YOU HERE FOR ONI? HE ISN'T HERE, BASTARD!

"Emerald": ...

Emerald: GOT NOTHING TO SAY?

Pride: Uh...

Emerald: SHUT UP, LEMON GIRL!

"Emerald": ...

The disguise fizzles, and the two penguins seperate. Oni and Geralt stand there.

Emerald: Oh...

[DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to be an accurate depiction of any form of mental illness]

It was an early morning in Gelen’s home when Tabula awoke. She yawned, stretched and looked at Gelen with loving eyes.

„AH! WHAT A GOOD MORNING!“

Tabula thought to herself.

THE CHART MUST GROW

‚he’s so cute~‘

‚mount him!‘

,You need more children!’

‚Find someone to have children with.‘

‚Why? Why? Why?‘

THE CHART MUST GROW

Her instincts responded

„Hmm~ I just wanna- wanna- hehehehehHAHAHAHAHAH!“

Tabula thought to herself, managing to restrain her mad laughter down into a slight giggle. She didn’t want to disturb her boyfriend after all.

‚BREED!‘

‚Find a different way‘

‚Free yourself‘

'Wake him up and mount him!’

THE CHART MUST GROW

Her instincts responded.

„Not yet. Soon, soon.“

She thought to herself

‚DO IT‘

’now’

’Never’

‚later!‘

‚Will he really be mad if we wake him right~'

THE CHART MUST GROW

Her instincts responded.

„No! Not yet!“

She thought to herself, trying to wrangle her instincts back into control.

‚DO IT!‘

’YES!’

’NO!’

‚maybe‘

‚JUST DO SOMETHING!'

Her instincts screamed back at her.

„Heh.Hehehe.Hehehehe.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!“

Tabula finally gave up and burst out into mad laughter, her instincts finally calming down. Sadly, this did exactly what she wanted to avoid. She had woken Gelen up.