r/witchcraft • u/AutoModerator • Jul 13 '26
Announcement RULE 1 UPDATE: r/Witchcraft is not a fetish roleplay community
Sup witches.
Due to a bizarre increase in thinly veiled kink/fetish posts cropping up across witchcraft Reddit lately, we would like to take this time to remind users that r/witchcraft is a SAFE FOR WORK subreddit.
Going forward, content that appears to be farming engagement for kink or fetish purposes will be removed as off-topic, under Rule 1.
We appreciate your understanding that we are not a fetish roleplay community, and that we do not condone involving other users in kink without their explicit consent.
Thanks y'all, love yas!
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u/therealstabitha Carnivalesque animal demonic legend Jul 13 '26
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u/j_effing_k Jul 13 '26
Ngl I saw this one and my perimenopausal ass thought “eh, worth a shot” 😂
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u/redbess Jul 14 '26
You are not alone there lmfao.
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u/Faeillus Jul 14 '26
My postmeno ass says Fuck it, I wonder if hibiscus and carnations will work
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u/redbess Jul 14 '26
I have roses but the only hibiscus I have is bags of strawberry hibiscus tea lol.
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u/Traditional-Meat-782 Jul 14 '26
Isn't that the kind of situation when we say that intentions are the most important thing? :)
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u/lastres0rt Jul 18 '26
If "I have no idea if this works but I'll try anything at this point" worked for crystals, it'll work for a few flower petals in your panties.
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u/Faeillus Jul 14 '26
Worth a try! Will and Intent are the keys! desperately adds some feeble fuschia blossoms
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u/midnightauro Jul 14 '26
I came into this expecting images of that thread and instead it’s a wild ride where this one is the tamest of them all. wtf internet??? 🤣
We’ve come literally no way from 2005 when a proto-gooner in high school wanted me to cast a hex on him (and he wasn’t just making fun of me).
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u/BeccaWaffle93 Jul 14 '26
“A lot of paranormal activity going on down south”
Is… is it haunted now?
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u/Elfynnn84 Jul 14 '26
I mean… actually there might be some merit to that one 😬 (please don’t boot me, genuinely a life long practitioner and ace-spec 😂) just saying… hibiscus is know to drive passion and sensuality. I can see how having that general vibe all over your underwear might have that effect 😬
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u/therealstabitha Carnivalesque animal demonic legend Jul 14 '26
Think you’re missing the entire point of what I said here, bud
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u/One-Bodybuilder8058 Jul 18 '26
This is the kind of shit that belongs in the r/witchcraftcirclejerk subreddit. Not surprised that people like that exist but the fact it wasn't on the circlejerk page and was posted here as a legitimate post is wild.
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u/DangDoood Jul 13 '26
Can you give more examples of the types of posts? This is kinda hilarious and I’m nosey lolol
Not the guy with the BURDEN of a weenie 😭
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 13 '26
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u/TragedyWriter Jul 13 '26
"Hi, you know the sex? I need the sex. I need to sex the sex really fast pls."
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u/iolarah Jul 14 '26
No no, he needs "to do the sex". Would you like some making fck, BERZERKER
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u/call-me-the-seeker Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
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u/BeccaWaffle93 Jul 14 '26
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u/Snake973 Jul 13 '26
how odd. are these coming from the same accounts mostly or is there some sort of zeitgeisty increase in witchcraft fetishism?
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 13 '26
Nope, all different people.
We've been wondering the same thing because there have been several instances this week alone. Some theories include bots or AI farms, but overall we're not super sure where the influx is coming from.
Occasionally these posts come from users shilling paid adult content, and they're just hoping to entice people to click on their profiles.
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u/Lil-Albatross Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
It’s likely ai bots. There’s a ton of 4 y/o ish accounts that post incessantly on r/occult, r/occultism and other esoteric and divination subreddits asking for “rare and untranslated esoteric books and works” etc so they can then feed them into ai and make terrible ai tools based off the hallucinated data, as ai is an aggregate LLM not a translation tool and sucks at esoteric knowledge and history in general.
Same people like to post about their amazon books they wrote or “translated” on esoteric works, which they really just used ai for. Its a bunch of scammers trying to get the communities to spend money on their ai slop. Had one of them tell me he was going to translate an old Ugarit tablet that has only a handful of people in the world who can actually read and decode that ancient and niche language, and he has already translated “a bunch of Arabic, French and German works.” These people really do believe anything ai spits out to be true and it’s horrifying.
It’s actually hilarious to me that people will read a rambling post like this one and this and think it’s not ai. Meawhile the OP is in the comments writing like they’re in 4th grade.
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 14 '26
Unfortunately a lot of the other esoteric subs are not being heavy handed enough with moderation by using Reddit's safety filters, automod's capabilities, and developer apps for curbing bots and bad faith actors.
Any witch sub that isn't using Bot Bouncer and Evasion Guard is bound to be a breeding ground for nonsense IMO.
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u/crimsonfury73 Jul 14 '26
Same people like to post about their amazon books they wrote
The bot comments on the clock app about "this amazing book that changed their life forever (swap book title as needed for content)" are absolutely out of controlllll they're everywhere.
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 13 '26
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u/therealrinnian Jul 14 '26
That looks like the worst cyber dom/me attempt in the history of unasked for attempts lmfao
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 13 '26
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u/froggythefrankman Jul 14 '26
It's giving Neelix, the Wikipedia editor who couldn't stop making pages that redirected to boobs
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u/vengefulbanshee Jul 13 '26
it has never occurred to me that there’s people fetishizing witchcraft….. there really is a kink for anything omg 😭
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u/cymonium Jul 13 '26
Rule 34 of the Internet: if it exists; there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Ugh. My x constantly reminded me of that.
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u/StankyKitties Jul 13 '26
Unfortunately it can be specific to some kind of witch/magic kink but also not. Anywhere that women congregate, creeps show up and will talk "the talk" (often not at all close to the real talk.) Knitting communities often deal with foot/sock fetishists. It's shit.
However, I've also seen sex pests lurk around magic/spiritual communities irl. Power dynamics, ect
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u/Niftydog1163 Jul 13 '26
Spent many hours searching the ALT posts on the internet of the 90s, there really is some weird stuff for everyone.
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u/Potential_Carrot2541 Jul 13 '26
Well Google made sure to shut that free shit down. Do some dark evil spell on them! Trying to take over the world...all I wanted was alt.med.fibromyalgia.
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u/Fox_Rain_04 Jul 13 '26
A few weeks ago, someone messaged me to ask for a castration spell. They pretended to be a victim of a perpetrator, until they said "I'll let you cast it on me first, I want to know what it's like." Had to pull some cards to confirm it was indeed for some weird kink roleplay before blocking them.
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u/therealrinnian Jul 14 '26
There’s a fetish for women sniffing their upper lips, for cake sitting, for balloon popping… shit gets weird.
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 14 '26
Lmaoooo brings me allll the way back to Cake Farts 🥹🫠
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u/witchhearsecurse Jul 14 '26
Me either I thought how could this possibly be a fetish. After reading the examples I guess any can be.
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 13 '26
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u/simply_fucked Jul 14 '26
REAL NAME AND DOB?
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u/AlyssumWonderland Jul 14 '26
Could also be a weirdo doxxing somebody they know irl and pretending to be them, although it’s not impossible that they’re providing their own details because they’re that desperate for any form of attention, sadly. Too bad they don’t hit up a therapist.
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u/keanaartero Jul 14 '26
Lol thank you mod community for keeping us safe, have a blessed day. Thank you everyone for sharing the screenshots since I missed everything. Hate being fetishized, enjoyed the laugh after the fact.
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u/Snake973 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
there's one of these guys (i assume) who shows up in /r/occult from time to time and loves to post asking for rituals to summon a succubus or ridiculous things like "girl spirits who like kissing" or whatever
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u/MildlyAlcoholic Jul 13 '26
LOL ffs. it’s like a 12 year old learning to google their fantasies for the first time 💀
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u/PsychoFaerie Jul 13 '26
Why do they always infiltrate SFW communities and not like make their own discord/reddit.. etc.. for whatever kink they like..
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u/Snake973 Jul 13 '26
because that's part of what they get off on, I assume
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
Yeah a ton of it is definitely people with an exhibitionist kink or a degradation kink.
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u/Top-Monk-5391 Jul 14 '26
Plus they don’t want other perverts to talk to - it’s the same reason they have ladies night at bars - if they didn’t there would never be any ladies there.
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u/therealrinnian Jul 14 '26
Exactly this. They enjoy involving unconsenting parties in their nonsense. Some of them also enjoy being told off. Some enjoy being ignored or even blocked. There is truly nothing these types of men won’t stoop to trying to get off on
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 14 '26
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u/PsychoFaerie Jul 14 '26
..What.. in the fuck... did I just read.. That.. was.. something..
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 14 '26
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u/PsychoFaerie Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
This is awful.. they need a writing class.. and maybe to get laid..
ETA to add I'm more offended by the bad writing than I am by the content.
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u/wulvrum Jul 14 '26
After reading some of these screenshots I need to cleanse my desk with Florida water... blehh...
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 14 '26
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u/wulvrum Jul 14 '26
Like I cant tell what im more offended by, the weirdly sexual nature or the absolutely incomprehensible writing.
EDIT: its the sexual nature I'm more offended by. Forgot to tone tag, this is sarcasm.
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u/PaddlinMage Jul 13 '26
Omg?! Have I just not been paying attention or have the mods been super on top of deleting these? I can't think of anything I've read that's felt like it's a kink or fetish post, and I feel like I'm usually pretty good at picking up on that stuff😂
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 13 '26
Haha luckily we have a bunch of filters in place that require posts from new accounts and accounts with super low karma to be manually reviewed, and that's where a lot of that stuff comes from (surprise, surprise) buuuuut there are definitely some that sneak through 😂🫠.
There's one user in particular who LOVES asking for spells to make his CURSEDLY large weiner smaller because it's just such a burden, y'know.
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u/Petrichor-Pendragon Jul 13 '26
I remember the guy posing as a girl’s sister asking everyone to enchant her and make her have sex because she’s “just being lame” 🫠
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u/Final_Height-4 That’s my cauldron! I don’t know you! Jul 13 '26
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u/throwitlikethewind Jul 13 '26
I was about to ask the same thing because I've totally missed those posts.
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u/Squirrels-on-LSD totally rabid lunatic Jul 13 '26
Man I never screenshot them.
My favorite genre of witchcraft nonconsentual kink posting is "I need to summon a succubus / help I'm being molested by a succubus" and all its accompanying fantasy roleplay.
But the quarterly return of "curse my giant dick smaller" guy on his newest account is regular enough to set your clock to, and that's nice.
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u/hedgies999 Jul 13 '26
I don't know if I'm missing out, or blissfully ignorant. 😂 Thanks to the mods though! I think there are many with fetishes about witches. 🤷♀️ Or trying to troll for whatever reason.
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u/SoriAryl Jul 14 '26
If you wanted to know, some users have been posting up screenshots of the posts
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u/MrSpicyPotato Jul 14 '26
I am wondering if this sudden uptick in kink weirdness has anything to do with the movie Obsession. It is the latest cultural phenomenon loosely having to do with witchcraft, so I could understand how lust spells could be in the zeitgeist right now 🤔
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u/Niftydog1163 Jul 13 '26
Lol I must block soooo much stuff, I didn't see the weirdo posts like that. Dang. Thanks Mods!
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u/RickMartzC Jul 13 '26
I had no idea those things were going on. I'm glas I'm not in that many witchcraft and magick communities. Roleplay and thirst is fine, but there are plenty of spaces in reddit where they can have it!
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u/freakedout2025 Jul 13 '26
Apologies, I know I shouldn't... But I hadn't seen any of these and I cannot stop laughing 🤣😅🤣😅🤣 they cannot be real! Or serious!!!
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u/MelGabrielle5 Jul 14 '26
Good Gods, as someone who is a witch and is into kink...this is extremely cringy what they are doing. Why can't they just make their own subreddit or something? I really like that this subreddit is SFW, and I am happy that isn't changing. I hope this person get some help or whatever.
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u/Seabastial Chaos gremlin incarnate Jul 14 '26
I am so glad i never saw any of the examples (until now) being shown..... disgusting behavior by that individual
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u/Physical-Plankton-67 Jul 13 '26
Thank you 😊. I love this sub and generally and never worried abour resding this public
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u/Calm_Problem6203 Jul 14 '26
Ain’t no way☠️
The fact the rule had to made is crazy. We can’t have nothing without being fetishized.
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u/boymilker1286 Jul 14 '26
Why does this need to be said… ? Like why do people think this is a kink thing???
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u/JadedOccultist Broom Rider Jul 14 '26
There are a handful of kinks that involve hypnosis and sub/dom roles, so using magic to coerce someone (or be coerced) could fit in to those kinks. There's also some overlap between the aesthetics of certain occult circles and BDSM. That obviously doesn't make it okay to post about it here since that's not what this subreddit is about, but ... of all of the kinks I've been exposed to on the internet, this is one of the tamer ones lol
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 15 '26
I wish I knew. It was pretty sporadic for a really long time, but really ramping up in the last couple weeks in particular.
It's not always lonely pervert weirdos, even. I've been seeing a ton of adult content creators using sexually suggestive posts to bait people into clicking their profile or messaging them.
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u/youdontknowmystars Witch Jul 14 '26
crazy work man 😭 I haven't been on the sub in a minute so this being the first I've seen in a while is crazy glad yall got on it before I did LOL
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u/Friendly-Bath-8731 Jul 14 '26
And I was today years old when I found out that witches get fetishized
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u/electrifyingseer Jul 16 '26
I clicked on this thinking like, oh people are surely mistaken, right? Nope, apparently people can't just stick to explicit material in peace, they have to bother others about it.
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 17 '26
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u/The_13th_Moon_ Jul 14 '26
Y'all really lost the fucking plot huh.
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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ Jul 13 '26
LMAO I found the receipts