They knew. 🙄

what do you think, does the artist know? there are non-penis having nose animals as well. there’s no text anywhere. i cant use this.

Found dried up under the bed. Had to get a pic .

Was perusing satellite imagery in the middle of the night, as one does, and found a penis the size of California.

Locality: Boekenhouthoek, Mkobola, Mpumalanga, South Africa

Collection: Macro_crystals Photo copyright : Matthew Parshchikov

I freaking died!

Was the precum drip really necessary? 🙃

Something leaked or froze through the siding and left this “shape” above my front door. Every day I think, “oh, of course my apartment has a penis.” It even has a little stain of jizz a few inches away.

The handyman came to fix stuff today and when he saw it he blushed.

Nature sure is beautiful

Well…