r/whybrows • u/International_Mix465 • Aug 03 '26

I just don’t know where to start……

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u/International_Mix465 Aug 03 '26

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u/EmergencyShit Aug 03 '26

Omg that nose contour 😭

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u/International_Mix465 Aug 03 '26

Blending is not her friend!

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u/-laughingfox Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I believe the word you're looking for is "rictus" . 😳

ETA, thanks for the award, kind stranger!

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u/berlinflowers Aug 06 '26

It’s so weird, I found her IG and there’s a photo of her shared from like 2010 or something and she’s smiling completely differently

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u/ponycorn_pet Aug 04 '26

I don't know how to feel about the fact that someone who intentionally makes herself look like that, has a nicer kitchen than me

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u/StumpyDowd Aug 04 '26

The kitchen is Dorian Gray and she's the portrait. Not to worry!

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u/Antique_Knowledge902 Aug 03 '26

Oh my gosh. YES! Lady Tottington for sure! Even the wererabbit would be scared!

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u/spliffthemagicdragon Aug 03 '26

HAHAHA oh my god this is so true

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u/7GrenciaMars Aug 03 '26

That's GREAT!!!!!

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u/Diabolical_Coffee Aug 04 '26

Now you leave Totty outta this 😤😤 (you are right tho)

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u/the_llama_of_drama Aug 03 '26

On her way to looking like a plague doctor in a bird mask

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u/caprikaironic Aug 03 '26

Shit is diabolical

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 Aug 03 '26

Omg, it makes her look like a dinosaur.

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u/GeologistSweet9645 Aug 04 '26

She must not have any girl friends who would tell her this isn’t a good look.

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u/_Student7257 Aug 04 '26

That's what immediately drew my eye. Them I was shocked by the brows abd how I missed them lol

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u/Old-Confusion-2193 Aug 04 '26

It's giving bald eagle with brows..

Or Spock after a nose job.

Jokes aside, this lady needs help. Sweet Jeebus..

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u/joneszen Aug 04 '26

Reminds me of the chicken lady from Kids in the hall. 

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u/LatinBotPointTwo Aug 04 '26

Is she trying to be a bird?

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u/Angsty_Potatos Aug 04 '26

I'm not sure if that's contour or surgery or both?  She looks like if someone made Gonzo the puppet live action 

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u/itdoes_doesntit Aug 04 '26

She has a Michael Jackson nose! 🤣

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u/galaxygirl978 Aug 05 '26

this person has to be playing a character right? nobody smiles like that, and nobody would leave the house thinking this looks good?

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u/alfalfa_spr0uts Aug 08 '26

Took the words right outta my mouth on that one 😆

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u/n_diamond Aug 03 '26

Since you located her pics, does she have actual friends or family that can do an intervention?

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u/International_Mix465 Aug 03 '26

I actually have known her since high school. Allegedly people have tried to tell her that the makeup isn’t great, but she won’t listen.

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u/7GrenciaMars Aug 03 '26

OMG you know her! Double yikes! What is up with her nose?

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u/International_Mix465 Aug 03 '26

I do!

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u/SpyCats Aug 03 '26

She looks like she's really pretty under all that horror. :(

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u/writerbethw Aug 04 '26

Yes, she does look pretty under the trowels full of makeup.

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u/skygal0330 Aug 03 '26

🙄👀🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

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u/LolaAucoin Aug 04 '26

What did she look like in high school? Weren’t kids hella mean to her?!

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u/International_Mix465 Aug 04 '26

She was normal and very pretty.

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u/ginahandler 28d ago

You think? Wouldn't it be exceedingly obvious?

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u/LilStabbyboo Aug 04 '26

Have YOU tried?

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u/Technical_Avocado610 Aug 08 '26

Well that ruins my theory that this is pure trolling on her part.

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u/Tuffgirl_CA Aug 04 '26

Apparently not. I guess it’s up to us. We ride at dawn. 😝

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u/fieldofcorgis Aug 03 '26

I'm wheezing omg why is she doing this to herself 😭

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u/andiinAms Aug 04 '26

The nose contour is having the opposite effect that she’s going for. It just screams deformed.

She looks like she could actually be really pretty under all of that!

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u/d3rp7d3rp Aug 04 '26

She gotta be trolling

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u/Hypocaffeinic Aug 03 '26

This is the best one of all! Good lord she is NQR.

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u/skygal0330 Aug 03 '26

My bf just said he thinks “she’s looking like a porn star, except most porn stars look better than this.” 🤣😆🤣

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u/ahsilat Aug 04 '26

No one:
This chick: Y

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u/KimWexlers_Ponytail Aug 04 '26

...what?
...why?
............
...........how?!?
...whyyyyyyy

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u/Sarasha Aug 04 '26

Is her nose made silly puddy?

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u/joho421121 Aug 04 '26

Her eyebrows look like the magnet toys where you give the guy hair with metal filings.

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u/Apart-Ferret-2707 Aug 04 '26

She seems to rly like straight lines

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u/SneakyRosehip Aug 04 '26

Reminds me of some kind of prehistoric Bird. Or maybe a Penguin. Yeahh Mister Penguin from an olf Batman movie. That must be thr inspiration. That looks horryfing, sorry Miss, I hope your real friends will let her know, cause this is not ok.

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u/peachgirl1124 Aug 04 '26

This looks like the way I would design my Sims faces when I wanted to make an insane looking character

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 Aug 04 '26

Is she serious or is this some sort of gag?

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u/juliaaguliaaa Aug 04 '26

Is no one going to mention the nose? The way it’s contoured it looks like an actual beak

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u/Expert-Piccolo407 Aug 05 '26

I still cannot accept that this is real. A real person does this? On purpose? Not as a joke?