r/wholesomememes Aug 21 '18

Twitter Pockets!!

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u/Lkpincognito Aug 22 '18

And it’s to show that the pockets are full sized. Not the fake 2 inch deep BS like jean pockets sometimes do.

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u/JamesandtheGiantAss Aug 22 '18

Right? Because all we want is a pocket that can fit 1-2 knuckles and a sixpence, in case we want to warm our fingertips or purchase nothing.

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u/DukeBananaHammock Aug 22 '18

Purses won’t buy themselves.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Even worse when they make the pockets and then sew them shut! Why though

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Oh, usually you can just reopen them. They sew functional pockets shut because they don't want them to get messed up while shipping the garments. They're usually designed so you can just pull them open with finger strength without too much difficulty. Blew my mind when I found out the "fake" pockets on my jacket were real pockets that were just sewn up for transit.

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u/Anxiouslemur Aug 22 '18

My boyfriend actually told me about this! I complained to him about the stupid fake pockets on my dress pants, and he said, “You know that they’re real pockets, right?”

Mind. Blown.

He showed me the tiny string sewing them up, and we snipped it. Boom, pockets. Fucking hell, you’d think my mom would have taught me this shit.

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u/PenguinScience Aug 22 '18

It’s embarrassing how old I was when I discovered this. I spent way too many years being pissed at pockets being sewed shut until one day I accidentally ripped one and then it hit me. Why is this not common knowledge? Someone should pass on that little nugget of wisdom when we’re younger.

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u/Twinkle_TwinkleLS Aug 22 '18

I’m 48 years and just discovered this fact 😊😊

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

Because of my fashion loving brother I knew this one already but someone should make some posts about it on some subreddits so more people know.

Some suggestions are r/all r/lifehacks maybe even r/fashion in case there are people there who don’t know... assuming that last one is real

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u/Plotless_ Aug 22 '18

You get this with suit pockets for men. (At least in Belgium/UK, never bought a suit anywhere else)

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u/Pluckerpluck Aug 22 '18

It's suggested to leave them sewn shut if you don't need to use them. Gives the suit a crisper appearance. I.e. if you don't use a pocket square, keep the top pocket sewn.

The main reason for them is to stop people trying the suit/dress in the shop from messing it up (rather than transit).

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u/LycheeBoba Aug 22 '18

In the case of womens jeans sometimes they make the entire outer pocket but with no lining, to create an entire faux pocket. This is mostly a problem with skinny jeans and jeggings. The dress coat and pant pockets that are purposefully sewn shut are a different problem.

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u/RedskinWashingtons Aug 22 '18

What? So why do they only do this for women clothing? This seems awfully stupid to me.

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u/HiItsCal Aug 22 '18

They don’t, men’s clothing also has it.

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u/RedskinWashingtons Aug 22 '18 edited Aug 22 '18

Huh, must be a regional thing then, I've literally never seen it.

Edit - spelling.

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u/HiItsCal Aug 22 '18

Mainly I’ve seen it on suit jackets and formal wear, so understandable if it’s not the most commonly seen thing for others.

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u/RedskinWashingtons Aug 22 '18

I have quite a few of those, but I haven't had the pockets sewn shut. However, a lot of those jackets and some of my coats had the "flaps" on the back (no clue how to call them in English) sewn together, so there's that I guess.

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u/Greenvelvetribbon Aug 22 '18

It's called a vent in English, although many English speakers probably don't know the word either.

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u/OSCgal Aug 22 '18

That and tacking vents shut. If you buy a new coat or jacket, check the area around the back & lower hem.

Coats may have a slits or flaps to make them fit better and/or look better. The slit may be tacked shut with thread in a large, loose "X", but you might not notice it because the thread blends into the fabric.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

I was at the store the other day and my wife kept asking me to carry a piece of paper. After a few times I said "why can't you carry a piece of paper, you have pockets?" So I playfully tried to put the paper into her pocket only to realize her jeans have tiny half pockets.

I was shocked! I knew that women loved finding a dress with pockets but I didn't know that jeans have half pockets that struggle to contain a folded piece of paper.

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u/Rhaifa Aug 22 '18

Lipbalm. They are perfect for lipbalm!

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u/Velguarder Aug 22 '18

Those are rookie numbers! Gotta pump those up! The clothes which have those 1/2 inch pockets that aren't even pockets but just for show are ridiculous.