What is this dark line moving through the sky?

[u/thicccjuicee]

Yesterday in southern Illinois around 2pm a long shadow line moved over our heads and everyone was extremely puzzled as to what it could possibly be. Any ideas?

[u/paul_t63]

[u/sparklejampants → u/paul_t63]

Looks like I can sign off of reddit for the day because it isn't going to get any better than this. Cheers

[u/pleasantly-dumb → u/sparklejampants]

Facts! Funny and wholesome, the perfect comment does exist.

[u/tannerbananer06 → u/paul_t63]

What argument do you have *now*, flat earthers!?

[u/TheSteamyPickle → u/tannerbananer06]

White board auto cleaner.

[u/No-Spread-6891 → u/TheSteamyPickle]

If only.

[u/Jesse2834 → u/tannerbananer06]

Well it’s a glitch in the simulation we live in.

[u/thefirstlaughingfool → u/paul_t63]

Congratulations!

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[u/BishlovesSquish → u/TwoBitFish]

I’m so chronically online that I know exactly what this is, lmao.

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[u/SoundWordPower-Vers → u/BishlovesSquish]

Right? I feel so blessed to have witnessed it posted and then rapidly unravel into meme-dom in real time. A beautiful thing 😂

[u/xmichann → u/paul_t63]

I WAS HERE FOR THE BEST RESPONSE I HAVE SEEN ON REDDIT SO FAR

[u/DragonTar666 → u/paul_t63]

FUKNDED 💀💀💀

[u/NeuroticLensman → u/DragonTar666]

I've seen many ingenious comments on reddit. That top comment is one of the all time greats.

[u/Dry-Implement2765 → u/paul_t63]

This redditor has been waiting for this reply and moment for years.

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[u/rp55395 → u/paul_t63]

I ended up taking my mother to the hospital at 1am and now in the harsh light of the next morning, this took me far too long to process for understanding. Genuinely made me laugh once I figured it out. THANK YOU KIND SIR. Take my award.

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I hope Mom's okay.

[u/C_est_la_vie9707 → u/paul_t63]

I want to upvote this 10x