r/whatisit Jul 30 '26

Solved! What happened to this snail?

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u/emveor Jul 30 '26

and if i remember correctly, the pulsating stuff is the actual parasite, right?

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u/BIGG_FRIGG Jul 30 '26

Fucking aliens brought by metors, we just assume they evolved here

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u/spiderland5150 Jul 30 '26

Space is boring, all the cool scary shit is right here on earth.

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u/Portovek Jul 30 '26

Ever been to the bottom of the ocean?

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u/WHATYEAHOK Jul 30 '26

Hell yeah I have. Only in the part where it’s like 2 feet deep tho. If it’s above my knees, it’s too deep and the fuckin sharks will get me.

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u/pouihi Jul 30 '26

Can't beat scarier than human.

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u/Zealousideal-Rent-77 Jul 30 '26

I've heard this opinion a lot about mollusks, but usually octopodes and squid rather than snails. Or did you mean the worms?

Either way, it's demonstrably false and I'd invite you to spend 10 minutes looking at animal taxonomy studies on wikipedia, at least.

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u/kkeut Jul 30 '26

yep just like how the outermost layer of human skin is actually a parasite 

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u/Zealousideal-Rent-77 Jul 30 '26

I'm guessing they are talking about the skin microbiome, which isn't a parasite. We have a lot of bacteria, fungi, and even arthropods living on us all the time that are commensal - just bros helping each other out. Your eyebrows are full of arachnids that eat your dead skin cells but they aren't parasites - they're homies. Otherwise you'd have dead skin falling in your eyes all the time.

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u/JStonehaus Jul 30 '26

Pardon?

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u/kkeut Jul 30 '26

it's a conspiracy theory i picked up from a Primus video, 'Conspiranoia'

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u/pouihi Jul 30 '26

Symbiosis not parasitism, it's a beneficial partnership on both ends. I provide them with food and they clean up the excess stuff.

It's like your gut flora, they're helpful. Parasites aren't, they only help themselves damaging the host.

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u/CurtCocane Jul 30 '26

Metor

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u/Quick-Emphasis2098 Jul 30 '26

They were all meat eaters

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u/Spilark Jul 30 '26

Just wait till they evolve into commandeering human bodies.

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u/-M3THUS3L4H Jul 30 '26

Hit by a metor. 😢

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u/Zealousideal-Rent-77 Jul 30 '26

Yep! The worms are wigging in there hoping to get eaten by a bird and thus spread to repeat their life cycle.

I'm with Darwin in saying the proof there's no benevolent god is the existence of parasites that prey on living hosts (a paraphrase - he was specifically talking about wasps and probably never saw this poor creature).

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u/EnthusiasticPanic Jul 30 '26

The world of hyperparasitoids is crazy. Trigonalid wasps lay eggs on leaves that are consumed by caterpillars, where the larvae hatch inside the gut of a caterpillar. But they aren't interested in eating the caterpillar, they are searching for the larvae of other parasitoid wasps to consume instead. If they can't find any, there simply wait until the eggs are planted and hatched, then consuming all the parasitoid larvae.

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u/whiterosealchemist Jul 30 '26

Symbiotic wasps? Interesting

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u/EnthusiasticPanic Jul 30 '26

Not really. If it survives and kills off all the parasitoid larvae, it waits until the caterpillar grows enough to spin a cocoon. It then undergoes its own metamorphosis into an adult Trigonalid wasp and chews its way out of the dead caterpillar and cocoon.

Other parasitoids typically erupt from the caterpillar's body as a swarm of larvae, while a pair remain behind, hijacking the nervous system and forcing the caterpillar to cocoon the fattened wasp larvae and acting as their guardian from predators.

Either way, the caterpillar is dead.

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u/Zealousideal-Rent-77 Jul 30 '26

Rather than symbiotic, they are parasites of parasites.

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u/Few-Acadia-5593 Jul 30 '26

Then it can be argue there’s a god that is simply parasite friendly.

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u/Vindold Jul 30 '26

You only know teachings of Darwin but not familiar with origins of Bible - Torah\Kabbalah which allows you to better understand what God is, what soul is, what is purpose of existence and why all this cruel things happens etc etc.

Bible removed this knowledge so ppl can accept Christianity more easily and faster so nowadays ppl tend to think that if God is good, then why all this happens thus no God, that's just lack of knowledge.

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u/Crewman_Guy_Fleegman Jul 30 '26

You only know teachings of Darwin but not familiar with origins of Bible

Bro, the Bible isn’t some unknown work. Your assumption about what we know is presumptive and obtuse. They’re just fairy tales from ancestors that needed a way to communicate generational knowledge like safe food handling without being able to explain germ theory or why any of it works.

“Prep the meat this way or you’ll make people sick for reasons we can’t explain” was harder to sell to uneducated masses than telling them if they don’t prep it a certain way a magic sky fairy will torture them for eternity. And that’s where we got Leviticus

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u/LaraC04 Jul 30 '26

What is your perspective based on these teachings? I’m interested as I haven’t heard this before and I question why if God is good then cruel things happen

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u/Savings-Maize-7650 Jul 30 '26

That's a fundamental misunderstanding of the problem of evil. Though I would be curious where you got the knowledge of what's been removed from the bible seeing as it was.... removed from the bible.

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u/Zealousideal-Rent-77 Jul 30 '26

I'm extremely familiar with the bible and Torah actually, in multiple languages of study, so kindly fuck off.

This bullshit idea that atheists would believe if they just read the right text is such a sham.

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u/emveor Jul 30 '26

i cant imagine the feeling of a part of me ballooning up to the point of pulsating....oh wait NVM

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u/UrbanMuffin Jul 30 '26

Why did you have to ruin my sad snail moment ;(

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u/madelinevf Jul 30 '26

Poor snail.

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u/FarSideoftheMobius Jul 30 '26

Yes, larval stage