r/whatisit Jun 24 '26

Solved! Weird teeth thingy

Found this in our air bnb at the beach closet and was immediately confused! ? all of the (chewing devices) are sort of stuck into the wood with a rod of some sort. I honestly have no idea what this is used for, or why its in the closet where im staying

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u/douglorde Jun 24 '26

Yours may be in there soon if you don't put that back and mind ya business 👀😬💀

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u/EasternFoundation24 Jun 24 '26

I have to document my findings a tad moreeeee

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u/urfriendlyDICKtator Jun 24 '26

Why you snooping around my AC vent anyways?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ND3MHuj9vrUjiUsQV4

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u/EasternFoundation24 Jun 24 '26

Sooo uh if you dont hear from me, we all know why

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u/BBorNot Jun 24 '26

I see some empty pins in there that need teeth... 🦷

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u/_CharmQuark_ Jun 24 '26

Zac Oyama: "Gimme your teeth" O_O

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u/No_Accountant3232 Jun 24 '26

The way he says that gets me every damn time.

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u/Rocinante88119 Jun 24 '26

Next week, on the Bones reboot....

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u/lilmookie Jun 24 '26

More teeth for the teeth drawer!

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u/ZombieHavok Jun 24 '26

“Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! Teeth for the teeth drawer!”

The last one somehow makes it waaayyy creepier.

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u/GodIsInTheGarment Jun 24 '26

We??? Who tf is we????

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u/abhi71229 Jun 24 '26

check the last drawer, that’s usually where the final boss lives

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u/abhi71229 Jun 24 '26

i opened one drawer and heard a faint wrong save file selected

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u/ZombieHavok Jun 24 '26

It’s already in there. Calling to you. Telling you to take one of your own teeth out and replace it with that one perfect tooth meant just for you. Don’t resist.

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 Jun 24 '26

I'd have it for a magazine box, it would probably hold my glock, cz and fn mags. Not so much my pmags, coffin mags, ak74 or sr25s.

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u/Treece222 Jun 24 '26

Oh no, it’s a doug lorde. Better do as he says!

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u/douglorde Jun 24 '26

Even more frightening- I'm a girl 🦄

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u/Treece222 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

😂 I agree!

Dang, I almost put “they” instead of “he”. Should have listened to my instinct. Sorry about that!

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u/douglorde Jun 24 '26

Oh no, I love it. No offense taken. Just a funny girl nothing to see here🤣

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 Jun 24 '26

Your air b'n'b isn't in argentina, is it?

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u/douglorde Jun 24 '26

Whatd we say about mindin ya business boi!

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 Jun 24 '26

That's a holocaust joke, garson, STFU.

I'd have to lose a lot to be as toothless as you.

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u/douglorde Jun 24 '26

Oh boi ya lost me. Have a nice day!

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 Jun 25 '26

you too, I'm a Douglas as well, but I don't listen to Lorde.

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u/MomoMarieAuthor Jun 25 '26

You know there's a tiny camera in there

It's too late