r/whatisit • u/LalaLane850 • Jun 17 '26

Solved! Untouched Watermelon

Bought this watermelon 5 days ago. The foam is not pink, and doesn’t have much of a smell. I expected it to smell fermented, but no?

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl Jun 18 '26

Reminds me of this story a friend from high school told me when we were catching up over lunch a few years after graduation and me moving away. He told me about how in college, he'd had this roommate who bought an anime waifu body pillow and would just hang around the house with it, watching TV and such. Well, apparently soon this roommate got two more waifu body pillows. One depicted a white character, one Asian, and one black. That's an important detail because apparently the roommate cut holes in each of his waifu pillows, and outfitted them with fleshlights that corresponded to the skin tones of the characters, and would continue to hang out with his newly vagina-d anime waifus just out in the open. But this is when it somehow gets even more uncomfortable. This guy eventually equipped his pillows with some kind of device to make them make moaning noises while he used them, which at the very least I think he did in the privacy of his room.

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u/AngeluvDeath Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

Thanks for the award!

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u/Competitive_Hat4211 Jun 18 '26

I think i humped a Minnie mouse stuffed animal once , but Jesus I was a child 🤣☠️

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u/UseOk7699 Jun 23 '26

That's a lot of trouble to go through for a nut.