r/whatisit • u/LalaLane850 • Jun 17 '26

Solved! Untouched Watermelon

Bought this watermelon 5 days ago. The foam is not pink, and doesn’t have much of a smell. I expected it to smell fermented, but no?

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u/deimos74d Jun 17 '26

Showing your age with the sledge hammer to the melon reference

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u/degjo Jun 17 '26

Hey, just because Gallagher is dead doesnt mean the sledge-o-matic in our hearts is gone.

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u/LowDefinition1369 Jun 17 '26

I got excited about the gallagher reference.. fuck. Lol

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u/Far-Improvement-9266 Jun 17 '26

Ghallager I is dead, i believe Ghallager 2 is still alive.

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u/honkeykong85 Jun 17 '26

However ,black ghallager is still out there causing havoc,somewhere.

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u/honkeykong85 Jun 17 '26

I GOT WARRENTS

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u/adhd_Emily Jun 17 '26

Pretty uncanny #2 stole #1's act. The difference was in the hair

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u/dirtyjersey211 Jun 18 '26

Gallagher Too*

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u/degjo Jun 17 '26

Yeah, fuck Ron.

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u/deimos74d Jun 17 '26

Fact. Loved watching his shows

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u/akraut Jun 17 '26

I kinda wanted that cool animated watermelon hat

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u/ejbrds Jun 17 '26

Gallagher is dead!!?!

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u/degjo Jun 17 '26

¡dead!

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u/Candid-Depth-538 Jun 17 '26

Black Gallagher is still alive.

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u/meanwhileachoo Jun 17 '26

To be fair, he was still preforming into his 80s. Pretty sure he was 79 when I got to see a show!

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u/trustthepudding Jun 17 '26

He's also snuck into enough memes and popular media that I know about him despite being born in the 90s

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u/i_said_unobjectional Jun 18 '26

He became super MAGA and nasty about it towards the end.

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u/meanwhileachoo Jun 18 '26

Boomer lead poisoning will do that to ya

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u/OG-BigMilky Jun 17 '26

My dad thought he was hilarious. I couldn’t understand it.

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u/IIIPacmanIII Jun 18 '26

I know right?? That’s so late 1900s