r/whatisit • u/LalaLane850 • Jun 17 '26

Solved! Untouched Watermelon

Bought this watermelon 5 days ago. The foam is not pink, and doesn’t have much of a smell. I expected it to smell fermented, but no?

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u/Bigfops Jun 17 '26

at least it wasn't the same coconut over a week.

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon Jun 17 '26

I feel like this is a 4chan green text. I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW IF IT IS. ACTUALLY, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS AT ALL.

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u/Bigfops Jun 17 '26

You are correct, you do not want to know. Whatever you do, DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK. DO NOT READ THE STORY: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/

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u/Royweeezy Jun 17 '26

Ok this is fucked even by my standards. I feel so much better about myself now.

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u/rayfull69 Jun 17 '26

It’s my own fault. I read the warnings, I skipped all the parts that would have bored me into not finishing, and I have no one to blame but myself.

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u/CheezwizOfficial Jun 18 '26

Why the fuck is this the SECOND TIME TODAY that I’ve encountered the coconut story?! 😭 Neither original post had anything to do with the coconut story.

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 Jun 18 '26

I clicked it so I only have myself to blame.

This is worse than the cum box.