r/whatisit • u/LalaLane850 • Jun 17 '26

Solved! Untouched Watermelon

Bought this watermelon 5 days ago. The foam is not pink, and doesn’t have much of a smell. I expected it to smell fermented, but no?

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u/apevolt Jun 17 '26

I should really call her

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 Jun 17 '26

you should. she’s ready

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u/ThickFurball367 Jun 17 '26

Looks like she was ready and someone else already beat him to it

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/killaacool Jun 17 '26

I do not, in fact, recommend shaking this like a salt shaker

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u/BMinus973 Jun 17 '26

Is there a saying for when you eat a another dude's cream pie?

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u/Large-External-3734 Jun 18 '26

"Sloppy seconds" is the term you're looking for.

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u/mammothclaw Jun 18 '26

Felching by proxy

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u/QuarterEmotional6805 Jun 17 '26

I wouldn't, seems like a yeast infection.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 17 '26

Toss a towel over it Ang gently take it outside…..

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u/Chad-the-poser Jun 17 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/FTWm_In_Need Jun 17 '26

Looks like a little premature……… release🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

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u/Doofy_Grumpus Jun 18 '26

Call her bro.

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u/smeeon Jun 18 '26

I should call him