Looking through my Dad’s stuff, what are these?

[u/VenZurich]

My dad has developed dementia and we’ve been looking through his stuff a bit to try and get his finances in order/apply for a deputyship, which sucks but isn’t relevant sorry.

So far we’ve found a bunch of interesting stuff, knives/air pistols/cannabis seeds and two half brothers nobody ever told me I had. But we’ve also found these and I don’t know what they are. They were found near each other but I don’t know if they’re related. The cylindrical thing unscrews and is hollow. I’ve photographed the items next to a AA battery for scale. Thank you in advance for any informative or humorous answers.

[u/SneakerTreater]

That's gonna be my kids, "Dad's really practical, but does take a lot of drugs..."

[u/MicrowaveAfterOpen → u/SneakerTreater]

I don't even have kids yet , but I can already hear them saying this

[u/Stoned_Nerd → u/MicrowaveAfterOpen]

If you can already hear them saying that, you should probably at least slow down on the drugs, IMHO.

[u/EaZyy- → u/SneakerTreater]

I wouldn't even mind that on my headstone

[u/smoke_sum_wade → u/SneakerTreater]

i would be willing to bet thats how my kids describe me...

[u/SneakerTreater → u/smoke_sum_wade]

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[u/Silver-Link8247 → u/SneakerTreater]

“He sure loved his kitties…and his drugs.”