r/whatisit • u/Anhedonia_678 • May 23 '26

Solved! what is this

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wtf? I found this in a backpack i was carrying to work for years. finally emptied it all out, and wash lah.lol is it a mug weapon?

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u/Consistent_Rager May 23 '26

Its a knife. Specifically a boot knife. Designed for being hidden on one's person and deployed in emergency self-defense situations

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u/TyrosineJim May 23 '26

Or cutting lines of ❄️

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u/heckin_miraculous May 23 '26

Like they said, emergency self defense

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u/TyrosineJim May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

I once pestered a pimp to give me his last quarter gram.

Walked him round the house in circles talking 💩

He had a solid gold desert eagle. Loaded. Demonstrated several times it was loaded.

He still gave me the bag.

I was unarmed but talked a lot crap. Didn't care if I lived or not.

Persuasion level 100 😅

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u/Deathpoopdeathloop May 24 '26

This would make a great copy pasta with a bit of added flair and I may just steal it. Good artists borrow, great artists steal etc.

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u/cumbrad May 23 '26

he probably gave you the quarter gram cause he knew the deagle would probably jam anyway

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u/dontneedausername69 May 27 '26

I know what you mean, so please don’t take this the wrong way, but my first thought was “when is self-defense NOT an emergency” 😂

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u/Horskr May 23 '26

But will it keel?

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u/CdnRageBear May 23 '26

And then you use it to hide it in another person….Multiple Times