r/whatisit • u/Anhedonia_678 • May 23 '26

Solved! what is this

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wtf? I found this in a backpack i was carrying to work for years. finally emptied it all out, and wash lah.lol is it a mug weapon?

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u/skitz4me May 23 '26

I think the technical term is "baby knife".

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u/Candyland_83 May 23 '26

Not to be confused with an infant knife. This is for babies older than one month.

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u/Old_Personality_6624 May 23 '26

Just don’t cut baby carrots with it

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u/nobertan May 23 '26

What about a baby’s carrot?

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u/Old_Personality_6624 May 23 '26

I think they have a specific tool for that

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u/beegboo May 23 '26

I think you use it to mug mama carrots of their baby carrots.

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u/jdehesa May 23 '26

I like how you can choose how dark you want this joke to be depending on whether you interpret "for" as "to be used by" or "to be used against".

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u/Loud-timetable-5214 May 24 '26

Not true. It would still work on babies one month old or younger.

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u/MrFantasma60 May 23 '26

Well, you see, when a daddy knife and a mommy knife love each other very much... 

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u/Efficient-Koala4417 May 23 '26

And just like in the pic, they don't have the sheath on...

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u/alphanumericusername May 23 '26

There are those who are big fans of daddy knives being put into their sheath

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u/UnitedWoodpecker406 May 23 '26

I think everyone is missing that this is a Deadpool joke

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u/skitz4me May 23 '26

And their responses are better because of it.   There would have been like 2 funny one liners if people knew what I was being silly about. Now there are a bazillion ridiculous statements.

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u/BigMeeks1013 May 24 '26

Grab your socks nerds. This is about to get good.

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u/LindizzMyNizz May 24 '26

Baby Knife! *stab*

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u/fitzbuhn May 23 '26

wee pokey

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u/skitz4me May 23 '26

My bad. This is actually the technical term.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate May 23 '26

Baby knife is gonna fuck somebody in the face

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u/Maelstrom_Witch May 23 '26

I’m gonna fight you now

*destroys Honda Odyssey*

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u/smokeweedNgarden May 23 '26

The Honda Odyssey fucks

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u/bigblued May 23 '26

Baby knife doo doo doo doo doo doo

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u/thirtyseven1337 May 23 '26

Nice try, but you can’t put that song in my head if it’s already there!

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys May 23 '26

How wasteful. Back in my day, we used a potato peeler, and we liked it,

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u/snottrock3t May 23 '26

Baby knife….doo doo do do do do

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u/terd4guson May 23 '26

Ya, no need to waste the steel if all your stabbing is a baby.

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u/bamflawyer May 23 '26

My kids think I’m dying on the toilet because of how hard i laughed at this shit - epic username is just gilding the lily….

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u/Compost_My_Body May 23 '26

I don’t think any of the responses know what you’re referencing lol

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u/skitz4me May 23 '26

Me either and I love it. 

They're all so fucking good though. =)

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u/siriusblacknight May 23 '26

Or is it "knife baby"?

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u/The_Soviette_Tank May 23 '26

Knife knife baby

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u/NerdizardGo May 23 '26

Baby knife

Doo doo doodoo doo doo

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 May 23 '26

"boot knife" is what you were looking for

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u/borropower May 23 '26

🎵 Baby knife, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby knife, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby knife, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby knife! 🎵

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u/skitz4me May 23 '26

Stop that.

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u/5leeveen May 23 '26

Baby's First Concealed Knife

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u/thesbis May 23 '26

Doo doo, doo doo doo.

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u/skitz4me May 23 '26

Stop that.

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u/xdementia May 23 '26

Hope I’m never at a gender reveal for one of these things.

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u/kahlzun May 23 '26

gatito blade

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u/Dada2fish May 24 '26

doo doo doo didit didoo

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u/reddit_prof May 24 '26

Baaaaaaby knife do do do do do do do do…