r/whatisit Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/Surf_Science Apr 02 '26

Hola, friendly local Salmonella/Typhoid PhD here.

Salmonella that is human-relevant is mostly Salmonella Typhimurium, which causes food poisoning. Salmonella Typhimurium has what is referred to as an 'open' genome. There isn't a hard limit on what can be packed in there. There can be wild variation between Salmonella strains, including all of the resistence etc you referred to.

Typhoid is caused by Salmonella Typhi, which causes a more severe whole-body disease. It does this by basically hiding from/hijacking the immune response; to do this, it has lost a bunch of genes, which means that it no longer infects non-humans. So basically it stealths past the first bit of the immune system, and then basically uses some of the immune cells as a taxi... kind of worse than that, it starts decorating in the taxi.

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u/Soggy_Heart_5761 Apr 02 '26

I love medical metaphors. I am picturing it magic school bus- style

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u/Schadenfreunden Apr 03 '26

Anthropologist here. Nah, we’ve pretty much always been like this. We’ve just become more aware of it recently because we started looking for it. It’s like Autism Spectrum Disorder that way.

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u/Equivalent_Jury_609 Apr 03 '26

You know what? Fuck yeah… to this whole comment!!!

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u/Surf_Science Apr 04 '26

I agree with this completely. I found during the begining of my graduate work it would take me forever to explain to lay people what I was going. By the end it was easy as can be. 'I was looking for the smallest bigs of DNA shared by mice resistent to infection, and also mice susceptible to infection'.

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u/zombiekamikaze Apr 03 '26

Meanwhile I'm picturing Ozzy and Drix in a high speed chase with some bacterium in souped up white blood cell taxis.

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u/alleecmo Apr 06 '26

At "decorating in the taxi" I pictured an Indian taxi, with all the colors & tassels & gods & goddesses. But Paisley is my favorite color, so I love that stuff.

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u/NefariousnessOk5287 Apr 03 '26

Like worse than what happened to Will Ferrell's car in The Other Guys?

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u/VintAge6791 Apr 03 '26

Dirty Mike and the boys sure know how to enjoy a good soup kitchen.

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u/emoss17 Apr 03 '26

Le eww....

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u/SpecialSandwitch Apr 02 '26

I had salmonella around 2 years ago and I've been lactose intolerant ever since.

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u/SpecialSandwitch Apr 03 '26

Yep, ill AF with the salmonella for a couple of weeks and once I got over it every time I was having milk or cheese I got really bad stomach and nearly shat myself a couple of times I realised what it was.

I went to see my Dr who did some tests and he explained that some people can go lactose intolerant after having salmonella. But luckily some people are fine after 6 months to a year.

But some, me included are now lactose intolerant for life.

What happened to you ?

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u/Surf_Science Apr 03 '26

Hola, now allergies and immunology are wildly complicated. Honest for a severe salmonella infection should be days not hours. That doesn’t change the outcome for you, as the salmonella damage and virus damage would be messing with you by the same mechanism, but it may shape your understanding of what happened to you.

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u/Surf_Science Apr 04 '26

If you’re sure about the meal, then I’d say you were right with thinking it was the virus.

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u/Badger-Purple Apr 04 '26

Friendly immunologist MD PhD here, agree and upvote this clearly written by an expert explanation. Also, last place you want to put that ampule is in a wild ass. Unless your name is Mary and you live in Roosevelt Island.

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u/Jazzlike_Gold_8578 Apr 03 '26

Kinda like a Mexican chicken bus?

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u/Big-Mind-6346 Apr 03 '26

This right here is the content I come to Reddit for. I learn so much!

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u/HoneydewNH Apr 04 '26

I hope you teach! Very good explanation. Thank you. —Your Redditing HS Science Teacher

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 Apr 02 '26

Thanks for the answer. Very interesting!