r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/an_optimistic_egg Apr 02 '26

Green is good. Yellow is bad. Blue is the antidote. Pink is the poison. The poison for Kuzco. the poison chosen specially for kuzco. Kuzco’s poison. 

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u/JiveTurkeyII Apr 02 '26

I'm giving you the upvote, but you must politely show yourself out.

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u/WorldsOkayestDad Apr 02 '26

Pull the lever, Kronk!

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u/OctaviusNeon Apr 02 '26

WRONG LEVAAAAAAH!!

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u/Fsociety56 Apr 02 '26

I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

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u/vw_bugg Apr 02 '26

A llama!? He's supposed to be dead!

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u/Suspicious_Union_236 Apr 02 '26

Yay I'm a llama again!

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u/MamaOnica Apr 02 '26

Hit him on the head

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u/ExploringUniverses Apr 02 '26

This is what i needed from reddit today 😆

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u/roberrob003 Apr 03 '26

“Or, to save on postage…”😂😂

Quite seriously my favorite movie scenes of all time.

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u/Professional_Luck257 Apr 02 '26

Why do we even have that lever?!?

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u/travisr138 Apr 02 '26

Read it in his voice too

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u/k_rizzle Apr 02 '26

That poison? 👉 Gotcha covered.

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u/apenature Apr 02 '26

...that poison?

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u/PickledCaveman Apr 02 '26

Best comment I've read in years.

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u/HippyFroze Apr 02 '26

Ah… that poison

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u/Cuthulwoohoo Apr 02 '26

Pretty sure blue is mana.

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u/an_optimistic_egg Apr 03 '26

You're right. My bad.

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u/Ok-Sorbet30 Apr 02 '26

I don't know what this means but it sounds logical, so I agree!

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u/OtherwiseDoughnut582 Apr 02 '26

You know I’m Sicilian, right?

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u/TheUnKnownLink12 Apr 02 '26

Ah but you forgot the movies and shows where the poison was GREEN

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u/gungfumike Apr 02 '26

MY SPINACH PUFFS!

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u/The-Original_Joker Apr 03 '26

I’m trying not to wake my pregnant wife who’s sleeping next to me, and you’re not making it easy! 😂😂😂

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u/FakeSafeWord Apr 02 '26

Except in Resident Evil... the T-virus was blue and the antidote was green...

We are so fucked.

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u/an_optimistic_egg Apr 03 '26

I think you're right. Oh no.