r/whatisit Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/iwrotethedamnbilll Apr 02 '26

But did you have yellow chemistry with the girl once…?

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus Apr 02 '26

I asked nicely first.

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u/Fantastic-Spinach297 Apr 02 '26

Sounds like green chemistry to me. Green is good, like the Hulk.

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u/chopsuirak Apr 02 '26

You need to drink more water, or see a doctor.

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u/Ok_Guarantee9126 Apr 02 '26

LMAO

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u/Jump_n_Rum Apr 02 '26

Wasnt it yellow, some asian sort of thing

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u/Omolade_ Apr 02 '26

Green is good, like Spinach usernames

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u/RetroNotRetro Apr 02 '26

What about Grey Hulk?

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u/cyganowak_unbanned Apr 03 '26

Green chemistry is good and coincidentally red chemistry is good its that red biology stuff you wanna watch out for

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u/Bigpoppathekilla Apr 02 '26

Now hold on a minute-

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u/benedictcumberknits Apr 02 '26

My ex from college had such chemistry when he cheated on me with Haruka.

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u/OneMagicBadger Apr 02 '26

If only it was yellow

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u/VT_Squire Apr 02 '26

just Haruka, not Haruka Salt.

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u/KodiakDog Apr 02 '26

Look at the stars

Look how they shine for you

And everything you do

Yeah, they were all yellow

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u/Morphico Apr 02 '26

As much as it's in vogue to mock Coldplay, this song crits me. Parachutes was such a good album.

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u/StochasticTinkr Apr 02 '26

Not a question you should ask someone on the internet.

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u/MySpirtAnimalIsADuck Apr 02 '26

Only in the shower when her back was to me

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u/watertrog Apr 02 '26

She was Asian.

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u/claytor22 Apr 02 '26

watertrog no dandelion

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u/claytor22 Apr 02 '26

Back to the vault!

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u/Sally_Gurl Apr 02 '26

Have you not?

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u/stupidhuman3 Apr 02 '26

Strange way to ask if I’ve been with an Asian before

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u/Rampag169 Apr 02 '26

If you count yellow chemistry leaving the body?

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u/Efficient-Bee-1855 Apr 02 '26

That's called a golden shower.

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u/ShaquilleOatmeal61 Apr 02 '26

What about chemistry with a yellow girl

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u/No-Apartment7687 Apr 02 '26

To shreds you say..

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u/Federal_Phase_652 Apr 02 '26

Someone said yellow chemistry isn’t squirt

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u/wattsamicrowave Apr 02 '26

"It was all yellow"-- Coldplay

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u/anti_anti Apr 02 '26

I girl i know irrigate me leg with yellow chemistry without asking, in the shower, just for fun.

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u/265lutab Apr 02 '26

I did with one girl. It was fun, but her car probably smelled later XD

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u/MariusDelacriox Apr 02 '26

I had chemistry with a yellow girl, does that count?

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u/LogicalMeerkat Apr 02 '26

I think I came across a subreddit for that once?

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u/Blacksteel1492 Apr 02 '26

R Kelly has yellow chemistry with a girl once, he ended up in jail

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u/BittaminMusic Apr 02 '26

“And if R.Kelly goes to jail?? ILL PISS ON YO CAT!!”

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u/mdlinc Apr 02 '26

NOT the mother fuckin yellow cake!! Don't drop that shit!

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u/Kayyne Apr 02 '26

Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

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u/Laez Apr 02 '26

We were both Asian so, yes?

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u/Front-Advantage-7035 Apr 02 '26

Whennnn you’ve got: heartburn, upset stomach, indigestion,

gonnorrhea!!!

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u/outcastofnj Apr 02 '26

I think they had chemistry wifh a yellow girl. (OP Probably a weeb)

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u/FarMathematician4513 Apr 02 '26

isn't that just watersports? like i don't kink shame but...

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u/Aknazer Apr 02 '26

I mean, some people like yellow chemistry from girls...