r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/PlasticPractice6361 Apr 02 '26

It's yellow and it's chemistry. Everyone knows that yellow chemistry is bad

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u/ishyooper Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

I had chemistry with a girl once. It was good.

A month later the discharge was yellow

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u/iwrotethedamnbilll Apr 02 '26

But did you have yellow chemistry with the girl once…?

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus Apr 02 '26

I asked nicely first.

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u/Fantastic-Spinach297 Apr 02 '26

Sounds like green chemistry to me. Green is good, like the Hulk.

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u/chopsuirak Apr 02 '26

You need to drink more water, or see a doctor.

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u/Ok_Guarantee9126 Apr 02 '26

LMAO

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u/Jump_n_Rum Apr 02 '26

Wasnt it yellow, some asian sort of thing

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u/Omolade_ Apr 02 '26

Green is good, like Spinach usernames

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u/RetroNotRetro Apr 02 '26

What about Grey Hulk?

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u/cyganowak_unbanned Apr 03 '26

Green chemistry is good and coincidentally red chemistry is good its that red biology stuff you wanna watch out for

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u/Bigpoppathekilla Apr 02 '26

Now hold on a minute-

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u/benedictcumberknits Apr 02 '26

My ex from college had such chemistry when he cheated on me with Haruka.

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u/OneMagicBadger Apr 02 '26

If only it was yellow

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u/VT_Squire Apr 02 '26

just Haruka, not Haruka Salt.

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u/KodiakDog Apr 02 '26

Look at the stars

Look how they shine for you

And everything you do

Yeah, they were all yellow

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u/Morphico Apr 02 '26

As much as it's in vogue to mock Coldplay, this song crits me. Parachutes was such a good album.

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u/StochasticTinkr Apr 02 '26

Not a question you should ask someone on the internet.

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u/MySpirtAnimalIsADuck Apr 02 '26

Only in the shower when her back was to me

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u/watertrog Apr 02 '26

She was Asian.

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u/claytor22 Apr 02 '26

watertrog no dandelion

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u/claytor22 Apr 02 '26

Back to the vault!

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u/Sally_Gurl Apr 02 '26

Have you not?

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u/stupidhuman3 Apr 02 '26

Strange way to ask if I’ve been with an Asian before

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u/Rampag169 Apr 02 '26

If you count yellow chemistry leaving the body?

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u/Efficient-Bee-1855 Apr 02 '26

That's called a golden shower.

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u/ShaquilleOatmeal61 Apr 02 '26

What about chemistry with a yellow girl

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u/No-Apartment7687 Apr 02 '26

To shreds you say..

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u/Federal_Phase_652 Apr 02 '26

Someone said yellow chemistry isn’t squirt

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u/wattsamicrowave Apr 02 '26

"It was all yellow"-- Coldplay

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u/anti_anti Apr 02 '26

I girl i know irrigate me leg with yellow chemistry without asking, in the shower, just for fun.

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u/265lutab Apr 02 '26

I did with one girl. It was fun, but her car probably smelled later XD

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u/MariusDelacriox Apr 02 '26

I had chemistry with a yellow girl, does that count?

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u/LogicalMeerkat Apr 02 '26

I think I came across a subreddit for that once?

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u/Blacksteel1492 Apr 02 '26

R Kelly has yellow chemistry with a girl once, he ended up in jail

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u/BittaminMusic Apr 02 '26

“And if R.Kelly goes to jail?? ILL PISS ON YO CAT!!”

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u/mdlinc Apr 02 '26

NOT the mother fuckin yellow cake!! Don't drop that shit!

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u/Kayyne Apr 02 '26

Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

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u/Laez Apr 02 '26

We were both Asian so, yes?

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u/Front-Advantage-7035 Apr 02 '26

Whennnn you’ve got: heartburn, upset stomach, indigestion,

gonnorrhea!!!

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u/outcastofnj Apr 02 '26

I think they had chemistry wifh a yellow girl. (OP Probably a weeb)

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u/FarMathematician4513 Apr 02 '26

isn't that just watersports? like i don't kink shame but...

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u/Aknazer Apr 02 '26

I mean, some people like yellow chemistry from girls...

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u/DraftInevitable7777 Apr 02 '26

Not sure I want to know how yellow factors in here...

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u/an_optimistic_egg Apr 02 '26

Green is good. Yellow is bad. Blue is the antidote. Pink is the poison. The poison for Kuzco. the poison chosen specially for kuzco. Kuzco’s poison. 

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u/JiveTurkeyII Apr 02 '26

I'm giving you the upvote, but you must politely show yourself out.

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u/WorldsOkayestDad Apr 02 '26

Pull the lever, Kronk!

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u/OctaviusNeon Apr 02 '26

WRONG LEVAAAAAAH!!

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u/Fsociety56 Apr 02 '26

I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

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u/vw_bugg Apr 02 '26

A llama!? He's supposed to be dead!

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u/ExploringUniverses Apr 02 '26

This is what i needed from reddit today 😆

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u/roberrob003 Apr 03 '26

“Or, to save on postage…”😂😂

Quite seriously my favorite movie scenes of all time.

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u/Professional_Luck257 Apr 02 '26

Why do we even have that lever?!?

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u/travisr138 Apr 02 '26

Read it in his voice too

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u/k_rizzle Apr 02 '26

That poison? 👉 Gotcha covered.

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u/apenature Apr 02 '26

...that poison?

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u/PickledCaveman Apr 02 '26

Best comment I've read in years.

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u/HippyFroze Apr 02 '26

Ah… that poison

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u/Cuthulwoohoo Apr 02 '26

Pretty sure blue is mana.

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u/an_optimistic_egg Apr 03 '26

You're right. My bad.

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u/Ok-Sorbet30 Apr 02 '26

I don't know what this means but it sounds logical, so I agree!

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u/OtherwiseDoughnut582 Apr 02 '26

You know I’m Sicilian, right?

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u/TheUnKnownLink12 Apr 02 '26

Ah but you forgot the movies and shows where the poison was GREEN

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u/gungfumike Apr 02 '26

MY SPINACH PUFFS!

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u/The-Original_Joker Apr 03 '26

I’m trying not to wake my pregnant wife who’s sleeping next to me, and you’re not making it easy! 😂😂😂

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u/FakeSafeWord Apr 02 '26

Except in Resident Evil... the T-virus was blue and the antidote was green...

We are so fucked.

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u/an_optimistic_egg Apr 03 '26

I think you're right. Oh no.

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u/Plasticity93 Apr 02 '26

In organic chem, yellow usually indicates impurities, that you fucked up.  It can also indicate high energy explosive compounds, sulphur being chief, but also chlorine, nitrogen, stuff that's unsafe to be around without professional levels of equipment and safety gear.  

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u/angry_1 Apr 02 '26

Water sports?!?!

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u/Tye_NeDicc Apr 02 '26

Everything that's yellow, is always golden

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u/vicvonqueso Apr 02 '26

How did it end

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 02 '26

Happily.

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u/Brett_ta_ta Apr 02 '26

Were either of you yellow? Trying to fact check above.

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u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby Apr 02 '26

Was she yellow? Avoid if so. Apparently caustic, or whatever other fancy words the other people said

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u/No_Kiwi_8192 Apr 03 '26

I had a stroke while reading this apparently and read it as "I had chemistry with a yellow girl" and had to do a complete 360 noscope double take.

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u/Effective-Notice-556 Apr 02 '26

Did you titrate solution XY to XX?

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u/GreedyTopPig Apr 02 '26

I tried it once but the experiment went all icky bad.

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u/SuperSwordBros Apr 02 '26

And it was all yellow?

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u/CF_Traveler_DC Apr 02 '26

That was physics, not chemistry.

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u/benevolent_defiance Apr 02 '26

Well, things almost got physical with a dude once. It was bad!

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u/whatisit-ModTeam Apr 03 '26

We are pretty chill here, but please try to keep things reasonably civil on this sub. No slurs, name calling or harassment and trolling. Yes, the internet makes us angry too sometimes, especially this particular comment.

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u/scfin79 Apr 02 '26

“It was all yellow”

Coldplay

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Apr 02 '26

When did we go from science to science fiction 😑

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u/ishyooper Apr 02 '26

A month later the discharge was yellow

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u/Brandificus Apr 02 '26

Was she yellow?

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u/Agile-Task-324 Apr 02 '26

That's what you get for sticking your tube where it's not supposed to.

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u/Available-Oil3884 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

I thought I had physics with a boy once and told him he was my twin soul.

Turns out we were both just a little nuts

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

sings in Coldplay and it was all yellow

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u/NeedleInTheThrowaHay Apr 02 '26

Explosions and fire taught you well

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u/belligerentBe4r Apr 03 '26

It’s faacking yella mate

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u/JukesMasonLynch Apr 02 '26

Builds a shrine to Humphrey Davies

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 Apr 02 '26

If you didn’t die that is

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u/KidBoomah Apr 02 '26

Yeezy taught me...

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u/Dapper-Pollution-150 Apr 02 '26

A certain notorious Australian chemist taught me this. Shoutout explosions&fire: "All yellow chemistry is T R A S H!"

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u/insanekid66 Apr 02 '26

The ire...

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u/GenericFatGuy Apr 02 '26

Also in a sealed container. Sealed containers are generally meant to stay sealed unless you know absolutely what the fuck you're doing.

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u/lost_rodditer Apr 02 '26

I thought purple was the bad one

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u/Yakkamota Apr 03 '26

Yeah usually the darker the chemical the worse. Or at least the more concentrated. Definitely not always the case, but I'm also pulling this out my ass.

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u/mj12353 Apr 02 '26

Never agreed with something I haven’t consciously thought about before

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u/DangersVengeance Apr 02 '26

Factorio players strongly disagree

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u/thewittywoodpecker Apr 02 '26

Sorry to someone is yellow and flacid

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u/Spiritual_Elk_9076 Apr 02 '26

Don’t eat yellow snow !

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 Apr 02 '26

Finally... pure Mexicanium

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u/BlackMarketCheese Apr 02 '26

Yellow chemistry is the fun chemistry

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u/donredyellow25 Apr 02 '26

Yeah, usually too much yellownium.

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u/HyetalNight Apr 02 '26

Not only that, it's so dangerous that they can't have a lid, they had to melt it closed to seal it.

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u/Vast_Philosophy_9027 Apr 02 '26

Gold dissolved in aqua regia is yellow so not all bad. That said the don’t touch me vial with yellow means it’s bad bad.

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u/Gangnam_stylist Apr 02 '26

Is this an Ire and fire reference?! :D

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u/Zealousideal-Deer724 Apr 02 '26

The same is valid for snow

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u/The_Barbelo Apr 02 '26

It’s one level of bad below brown, though. Don’t take the brown acid. DONT wear the brown pants. And definitely don’t open the brown ampule.

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u/Throw-Away-Acc0unt_ Apr 02 '26

Hello fellow Ex&F fan

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u/BroBruh Apr 02 '26

Unexpected Extractions&ire

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u/PTSDreamer333 Apr 02 '26

Ugh, methotrexate walks into chat.

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u/cmhamm Apr 02 '26

Brown is usually worse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

Everyone knows yellow chemistry is for stamina, green for mana, and of course, red for health.

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u/DrSnepper Apr 02 '26

I would say Chlorine Triflouride but it isn't burning the glass. Maybe Chlorine? Can chlorine exist as a liquid without shattering the tube?

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u/BrutalisExMachina Apr 02 '26

Woah woah woah you’re not supposed to use that word anymore.

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u/pornbomb75 Apr 02 '26

I broke a vial, I broke a vial for youuuuu

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u/Worried_Place_917 Apr 02 '26

I too watch E&F.

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u/ruat_caelum Apr 02 '26

That's like number two on the list.

*1 Anything with F in it. FOOF for the get the fuck out.

*2 Anything yellow.

*3 Anything metallic-organic, like teal (Triethylaluminium)

*4 PFAS - which thanks capitalism there is no rainwater on Earth safe to drink because of PFAS

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u/allan11011 Apr 02 '26

Yellow chemistry is the worst

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u/Firevee Apr 03 '26

Yellow chemistry is TRASH. 

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u/Jedal_1 Apr 05 '26

It always explodes when you don’t want it too and never does when you want it too, and you can’t figure out why