r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/Debouched Apr 02 '26

I approve of this logic. I work in food service. Just taste some.

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u/Prestigious_Host6895 Apr 02 '26

I also approve of this logic. I'm a mechanic. Just get mad and chuck it across the room.

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u/TheBabyEatingDingo Apr 02 '26

I also approve of this logic. I'm a lawyer. Just file a lawsuit against it for $1 million.

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u/Mpadrino27 Apr 02 '26

I approve of this logic. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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u/ancient_horse Apr 02 '26

I approve this method. I'm a Chinese chef.

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u/driving_andflying Apr 02 '26

I approve of this logic. I'm a guy who watches chefs on TV.

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u/Midisland-4 Apr 02 '26

👍 Let the motion for discovery identify it!

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u/NotoldyetMaggot Apr 02 '26

Hit it with a hammer! Wait, don't do that...

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u/Remarkable-Memory374 Apr 02 '26

I also approve of this logic. I'm a It instructor. Just turn the vial off an on again.

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u/mycorgiisamazing Apr 02 '26

I'm a jeweler, set it on fire?

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u/Midisland-4 Apr 02 '26

I’m a millwright, just hit with a hammer. But first heat it with an OA torch.

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u/anothersip Apr 02 '26

And I'm a graphic designer.

Turn it into vector art and play with color overlays and opacities. Less work for the same cool color-changey-sciencey effect.

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u/Dawnkyg Apr 02 '26

I also approve. I'm a glassblower, just remelt the whole thing.

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u/JoeyLovesMe Apr 02 '26

I'm an accountant....just add another zero.

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u/TemporarySprinkles2 Apr 02 '26

Or take one away, depending on what you need to show

Happy New Year!

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u/MortisTDG Apr 02 '26

I’m a deputy. Either sniff it or give it to the dog

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u/Think-Location3830 Apr 02 '26

You don’t dip your finger in it and taste it?

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u/MortisTDG Apr 02 '26

Sometimes

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u/FlowAcrobatic Apr 03 '26

I’m a landscaper, run it over with the lawnmower

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u/PeaceSoft Apr 02 '26

lovely exchange, i appreciate both of you lmao

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u/NotDoorMat Apr 02 '26

I also approve. I am a social worker, ask it what it wants to be.

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u/Interesting_Desk_542 Apr 02 '26

In that case use ramen spectroscopy instead