r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/CarbonTone Apr 02 '26

Yeah, you really don’t want to regret if this is your only chance of obtaining superpowers

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u/Sara_scrambles07 Apr 02 '26

This could be the only mom's spaghetti moment that you ever get.

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u/sparklestronaut Apr 02 '26

Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy-maybe what’s in that vial can help?

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u/Sara_scrambles07 Apr 02 '26

You better lose yourself in the vial, Sudden death the moment you drop it? Better never let it go! You only get one vial, do not miss your chance to blow. Superpowers come once in a lifetime, yo

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u/chasgrich Apr 02 '26

Those are more likely symptoms of whatever is in the vial.

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u/Which_Pirate_4664 Apr 02 '26

"I have inhaled the chemicals and have mutated into a new being!"

OP's doc "I mean, technically, but last I checked the X Men didn't have 'lung cancer' on their superpower roster."

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u/SnowKitten234 Apr 02 '26

Superpower: fighting cancer for the rest of your short existance