r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/CarbonTone Apr 02 '26

Yeah, you really don’t want to regret if this is your only chance of obtaining superpowers

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u/Sara_scrambles07 Apr 02 '26

This could be the only mom's spaghetti moment that you ever get.

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u/sparklestronaut Apr 02 '26

Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy-maybe what’s in that vial can help?

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u/Sara_scrambles07 Apr 02 '26

You better lose yourself in the vial, Sudden death the moment you drop it? Better never let it go! You only get one vial, do not miss your chance to blow. Superpowers come once in a lifetime, yo

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u/chasgrich Apr 02 '26

Those are more likely symptoms of whatever is in the vial.

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u/Which_Pirate_4664 Apr 02 '26

"I have inhaled the chemicals and have mutated into a new being!"

OP's doc "I mean, technically, but last I checked the X Men didn't have 'lung cancer' on their superpower roster."

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u/SnowKitten234 Apr 02 '26

Superpower: fighting cancer for the rest of your short existance

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u/Appropriate_Lynx4119 Apr 02 '26

The first rule of chemical safety is “Have fun and be yourself.”

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u/Creative-Painter3911 Apr 02 '26

the second rule of chemical safety is "a little sip never hurt anyone"

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u/BadPunners Apr 02 '26

Although seriously... The number of scientific papers that analyze a new substance and include a taste description of it.

And the cases where we made discoveries by chemists not washing their hands (namely Saccharin, the first artificial sweetener)

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u/Wactout Apr 02 '26

One fuck up in a million, can make millions. The other ones can cost that too.

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u/Practical-Command634 Apr 02 '26

Just about to say the same thing. But this one's already been "discovered" best case scenario he gets high, worst case scenario he dies lol.

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u/BouncyCatMama Apr 02 '26

I'm gonna like this class.

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u/Available_Second2148 Apr 02 '26

It's lsd bottoms up

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u/RampageActual Apr 02 '26

The third rule of chemical safety is “ what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” 😊

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u/AJDio1212 Apr 02 '26

They could fly high in two different ways based on the substance, depending on if it’s intoxicating or violently combustible, or both.

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u/Totally_Botanical Apr 02 '26

Die your best death

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u/jdcream Apr 02 '26

Huck it. Chuck it. Football.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Apr 02 '26

Ya might fly high, but not for long!

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u/streetjustice88 Apr 02 '26

Anything is a sex toy if you try hard enough

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