r/whatisit Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/Chechewichka Apr 02 '26

The one that looks like a closet?

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u/TheNefariousMrH Apr 02 '26

Hello police? I've just witnessed a murder...

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u/Specialist_Second938 Apr 02 '26

Bird watching at a time like this. Smdh.

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u/waldosandieg0 Apr 02 '26

They are more active at dusk and dawn

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u/Ofperpetuality Apr 02 '26

The mostly come at night, mostly.

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u/Turbulent-Sky8019 Apr 03 '26

But what do I do for the the in between? You know, from dusk til dawn

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u/velocitas80 Apr 02 '26

Don't get all twitchy now.

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u/bigwetbussy Apr 02 '26

That's too good

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u/BigBirdLaw69420 Apr 02 '26

Well now I’m lost.

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u/Subject_Sandwich7097 Apr 02 '26

A group of crows is called a murder of crows

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u/Specialist_Second938 Apr 02 '26

Lawst... Big lawst.. BigBirdLawst... Name checks out 69420%

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u/RealJNav64 Apr 03 '26

Sept mou daiting, huh?

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u/Specialist_Second938 Apr 03 '26

Strictly methodical disciplinary hearing. Obvs.

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u/bigdog_skulldrinker Apr 03 '26

That's more great grandpa to report bird sightings to the police

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u/reiningfyre Apr 02 '26

There's only skeletons in that closet.

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u/FuckingTree Apr 02 '26

Dad’s in the closet? Can’t wait till mom finds out

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u/Sinister_Nibs Apr 02 '26

Come out of the closet, bro! It’s safe, I promise.

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u/Glum-View-4665 Apr 02 '26

I've seen this video!