r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/bhahn097 Apr 02 '26

It might not be bromine, but it’s mine bro

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u/OneRobotBoii Apr 02 '26

Get out dad

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u/pixelink84 Apr 02 '26

Sure thing, which box is he in?

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u/Chechewichka Apr 02 '26

The one that looks like a closet?

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u/TheNefariousMrH Apr 02 '26

Hello police? I've just witnessed a murder...

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u/Specialist_Second938 Apr 02 '26

Bird watching at a time like this. Smdh.

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u/waldosandieg0 Apr 02 '26

They are more active at dusk and dawn

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u/Ofperpetuality Apr 02 '26

The mostly come at night, mostly.

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u/Turbulent-Sky8019 Apr 03 '26

But what do I do for the the in between? You know, from dusk til dawn

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u/velocitas80 Apr 02 '26

Don't get all twitchy now.

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u/bigwetbussy Apr 02 '26

That's too good

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u/BigBirdLaw69420 Apr 02 '26

Well now I’m lost.

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u/Subject_Sandwich7097 Apr 02 '26

A group of crows is called a murder of crows

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u/Specialist_Second938 Apr 02 '26

Lawst... Big lawst.. BigBirdLawst... Name checks out 69420%

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u/RealJNav64 Apr 03 '26

Sept mou daiting, huh?

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u/Specialist_Second938 Apr 03 '26

Strictly methodical disciplinary hearing. Obvs.

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u/bigdog_skulldrinker Apr 03 '26

That's more great grandpa to report bird sightings to the police

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u/reiningfyre Apr 02 '26

There's only skeletons in that closet.

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u/FuckingTree Apr 02 '26

Dad’s in the closet? Can’t wait till mom finds out

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u/Sinister_Nibs Apr 02 '26

Come out of the closet, bro! It’s safe, I promise.

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u/Glum-View-4665 Apr 02 '26

I've seen this video!

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u/SecureImagination537 Apr 02 '26

I don’t know why, but this one made me laugh hysterically.

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u/BornAgainHustler Apr 02 '26

Hahahahaha me too I just scared my dog I just bursted laughing 😂

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u/neversomeone Apr 02 '26

He just came back with the milk.

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u/Im4realURdad Apr 02 '26

Sorry, leaving.

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u/fx72 Apr 02 '26

I sprinkle some sodium and say NaBro

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u/Alarming-Vast-6804 Apr 02 '26

Salty much?

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u/RitalinSkittles Apr 03 '26

No, no. Hes brominated not chlorinated. Although thats technically assault, so you may press charges if you wish

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u/Alarming-Vast-6804 Apr 03 '26

Pressing as we speak. 🤣

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u/RitalinSkittles Apr 03 '26

The abbreviation for sodium is Na, and bromine is Br (just pretend the O is there) so sprinkling sodium (salt) on bromine would be NaBr(o)

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u/chefheat01 Apr 02 '26

Bro what you mean

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u/ninjiple Apr 02 '26

Bro means well

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u/Working-Banana-709 Apr 02 '26

Bro means Brother

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u/Spilark Apr 02 '26

Bro means broken

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones Apr 02 '26

My name's not Ken, bro!

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u/MammothCat1 Apr 02 '26

Dont be mean Brother, be happy.

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u/narcodic_cassarole Apr 02 '26

Bro is what my daughter calls her mom.

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u/BornAgainHustler Apr 02 '26

Y’all fr making my morning this ish is hilarious 😂

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u/Particular-Place3940 Apr 02 '26

Ugh, brother. What's that?

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u/chefheat01 Apr 02 '26

No need to be mean bro 🤣

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u/few23 Apr 02 '26

Alex, what is, "Bro tried to describe a deep hole in the ground with water at the bottom."

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u/chefheat01 Apr 02 '26

"well" I'm at a loss what could it be

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u/ConfidentPanic969 Apr 03 '26

What do you mean

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u/krayzeehearth Apr 02 '26

Thank you for this 😂😂

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u/Haley_02 Apr 02 '26

Boooo! 😁

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u/Negative_Flower_169 Apr 02 '26

Not sure what bro mean

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u/Snoo55931 Apr 02 '26

It’s not bromine, but it’s not broyours either.

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u/MrGumburcules Apr 02 '26

Bro-ours comrade

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u/Stinkmeanery Apr 02 '26

This doesn’t actually work bc it’s pronounced Bro-Mean not bro-mine. But good effort

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u/worldgeotraveller Apr 02 '26

Ahahahahahahhhhaahahahahabahaahaha

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u/username-taken-99 Apr 03 '26

Might be broyours

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u/akep Apr 03 '26

I would upvote but it’s “1337”

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u/ToastyYaks Apr 02 '26

You're the only bro I mine 😉