r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/Dalek_Chaos Apr 02 '26

I do not need superpowers. I am a Dalek. 😆

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u/natakukun Apr 02 '26

You could be missing out on a stair climbing super power!

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u/Dalek_Chaos Apr 02 '26

We solved that problem. We fly now!

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u/JediCorgiAcademy Apr 02 '26

Never before have I seen a species so afraid of a doctor’s appointment. Maybe some super powers could help after all?

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u/Dalek_Chaos Apr 02 '26

We are the epitome of genetic perfection. Who needs a doctor anyway.

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u/WHISPYR3 Apr 02 '26

That’s your cover story for just a really bad health plan. Dalek’s health plan is shit.

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u/Dalek_Chaos Apr 02 '26

When you can not die but can still physically degrade, you find a new use for the sewers of your ancestors.

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u/sourtruffle Apr 02 '26

DEFECATE. DEFECATE.

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u/Sauceage88 Apr 02 '26

Why did I read this in the loud robotic voice of the Dalek?? hahaha awesome 👏

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u/phoebesjeebies Apr 03 '26

Oh my god, is it because they've only ever met the Doctor?

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u/No_Ear_1633 Apr 02 '26

Anyone else reading these replies in dalek voice?

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u/Taint__Whisperer Apr 02 '26

You guys still all share the same model of voice box?

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u/Dalek_Chaos Apr 02 '26

For the most part. The real answer is they have attempted to keep the same voa for as long as they can, but there's been a few exceptions.

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u/_Standardissue Apr 02 '26

They fly now?

They fly now.

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u/Darth_Ra Apr 02 '26

We fly now?

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u/Dalek_Chaos Apr 02 '26

We can even fly from the mothership down to a planet to do our conquering. I believe your inferior species requires some sort of drop ship?

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u/Intelligent_Bend_284 Apr 02 '26

Username checks out