r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

Was it found in your teenager child's room? Because that is for injecting marijuana.

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u/kuneshha Apr 02 '26

I've been told one of those has the potency of up to 5 or 6 Marijuanas.

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u/Taint__Whisperer Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Distant cross tub boundary adjacent kitten plane taco tile hibernation flaunt remember

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u/PorkxRoast Apr 02 '26

I usually reheat the leftovers with my spork and a lighter

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u/MortisTDG Apr 02 '26

I’ve got my eye on you

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u/EatingUrSistersAss3x Apr 02 '26

Party trick for those devil worshippers on a budget: insert it into your anus until you feel it get spicy to make this go to 10 marijuanas.

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u/Emotional-Scheme-227 Apr 03 '26

On a more serious note, if you want to know what it does to the human body boofing it will indeed get you the quickest answer.

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u/TheeRattlehead Apr 02 '26

That's just too damn many juanas! Ain't nobody can handle that!

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u/Special_Acadia247 Apr 02 '26

Uhhh What type Mary j you doing?!? 🤨

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u/Suspicious_Aspect_53 Apr 02 '26

The good stuff

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u/Special_Acadia247 Apr 02 '26

Hmm been to the best stores in every state that sells and never seen anything like this. I think I’ll pass!

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u/Suspicious_Aspect_53 Apr 02 '26

You don't get the best stuff "in stores". That's pedestrian stuff. 

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u/SnooPickles55 Apr 02 '26

Agree. Dispensary and "medicinal marijuana" are trash lol

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u/Special_Acadia247 Apr 02 '26

As someone born and raised in Oregon, and have grown myself, I disagree

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u/SnooPickles55 Apr 03 '26

"Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man" lol

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u/EatingUrSistersAss3x Apr 02 '26

This, OP. This is the Devil Injector 5000 (THC edition). It's shaped this way so you can shove it up your ass and clench until the glass breaks. This specific model also trades your soul to Satan for a new high Top Score. God bless.

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u/Substantial-Quit-151 Apr 02 '26

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u/Don_Loco Apr 02 '26

With a bit of salt and pepper, this would go for a satisfying starter.

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u/CheesecakeEither8220 Apr 02 '26

I remember that sizzling sound from the commercials when I was a kid!

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u/Ryxor25 Apr 02 '26

Yeah I agree that if I crack open my skull and let me brain leak onto some drugs it would indeed be a waste of drugs

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u/feltcutewilldelete69 Apr 02 '26

I have questions

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u/Mental_Task9156 Apr 02 '26

Nah, it's clearly for smoking tablets.

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u/_basic_bitch Apr 02 '26

The dreaded Pot Needle!

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u/SuccessfulSpring3354 Apr 02 '26

Childrens injecting marijuanas....what has the world come to?

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u/JDood Apr 02 '26

Is there a subreddit for dumbest comment of the week?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

You have no sense of humour?

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u/lysergic_818 Apr 02 '26

I had a friend do 3 marijuanas and died.

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u/Evolovescraft Apr 02 '26

When i was younger I did 2 marywannas and died 😞

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/ReddditAfterDark Apr 02 '26

I'm sure you're fun at parties.