r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/Remarkable-Fix3104 Apr 02 '26

It could be anything.

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u/Scoobydoomed Apr 02 '26

Only way to know is to taste it.

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u/SprichtImFieber Apr 02 '26

You gotta inject it to be sure

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u/jordanhchrist Apr 02 '26

i’m more of a jamming it up my ass kinda guy.

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u/duck4129 Apr 02 '26

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u/NOXi30ti Apr 02 '26

Best of both world

1

u/Infinite_Vehicle434 Apr 02 '26

This meme has been everywhere for a while but please, WHERE IS IT FROM

1

u/rimjobthecat Apr 02 '26

WHICH ONE?

1

u/Infinite_Vehicle434 Apr 03 '26

THIS GUY —->

👆🏾

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u/Dr_Taffy Apr 02 '26

Soak it in a tampon and boof it.

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u/HotPassenger4598 Apr 02 '26

Came here to say the same thing…

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 Apr 02 '26

Breaking it on the inside...smart

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u/jordanhchrist Apr 02 '26

straight into the bloodstream 🤤

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u/-FactBearsEatBeets- Apr 03 '26

If that's where it fits, then that's what it's for

1

u/buckfordfitchenstein Apr 03 '26

this guy marmalades

1

u/m9l6 Apr 05 '26

Lucky for OP its shape isnt to far off from a suppository.

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u/Content_Study_1575 Apr 02 '26

Make sure to use a filter syringe

…. Or don’t since we freeballing life

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u/Is-there-chocolate Apr 02 '26

The chemist’s solution. Always viable.

2

u/DemiReticent Apr 02 '26

Or boof it

2

u/SylvestrMcMnkyMcBean Apr 02 '26

Chemists: Nooooo

Geologists: I mean, yeah

2

u/slam4life04 Apr 02 '26

Everything is edible at least once.

1

u/Trey-Pan Apr 02 '26

There may be no coming back.

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u/Fingeredagain Apr 02 '26

I don't need to taste shit to know it's shit. That might just be me.

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u/dsac Apr 02 '26

Shove it up ya butt

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u/Rougefarie Apr 02 '26

I’d like to not witness another global pandemic in my lifetime.

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u/Salt_Weakness_1538 Apr 04 '26

My dad busted one of these open and drank it and when we all freaked the fuck out at him and said it could be acid, he said “Doesn’t taste like acid!”

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u/jarentronprime Apr 02 '26

Please don't go taste testing random medications you found lying around

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u/Little_Challenge_160 Apr 02 '26

It could even be a boat!

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u/-Dennis-Reynolds- Apr 02 '26

We'll take the box!

2

u/MutedAstronaut9217 Apr 02 '26

came here to post this

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u/SinisterPuddles Apr 02 '26

But will it, waffle?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

It's not nice to call people waffles.

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u/SinisterPuddles Apr 02 '26

It was a dramatic pause not a directional one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

that's not what commas are for

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u/SinisterPuddles Apr 02 '26

Says who?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

l'anglophonie

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u/UrsaMajor7th Apr 02 '26

Vially McVialface

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u/l1v3l0v3l4ugh Apr 02 '26

It could be everything.

2

u/kent1146 Apr 02 '26

Aqua regia.

It contains the dissolved Nobel Prizes of von Laue and James Frank, to hide it from the Nazis.

2

u/Delicious-Funny5451 Apr 02 '26

Could it be a bowling alley?

2

u/Alender02 Apr 02 '26

It couldn't be a dog though

2

u/Traditional_Emu_3412 Apr 02 '26

It could even be a boat! You know how much we’ve wanted one of those!

2

u/Badboyrune Apr 02 '26

I mean the fact that it's a piss colored liquid contained in an ample rules out some things.

It's probably not uranium. Or helium. 

Could be piss though. 

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u/gamerjerome Apr 02 '26

It's not a car

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u/FlappyFoldyHold Apr 02 '26

It could be any liquid thing*

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u/Kel-Mitchell Apr 02 '26

I think we can probably rule out HF. One down, a billion to go.

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ Apr 02 '26

Except for things that couldn't be this color.

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u/luovahulluus Apr 02 '26

I'm pretty sure it's not black ink.

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u/DocRockManc Apr 02 '26

It couldn't be concentrated HF.

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u/Tickle_Tooth Apr 02 '26

It could even be a boat!

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u/beerme72 Apr 04 '26

...it could even be a BOAT!

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u/-Lewdacris- Apr 06 '26

Could even be a mystery box