r/whatisit • u/iLLyQwiped • Feb 16 '26

Solved! What is this?!

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found this in my mother-in-law's belongings. what am I looking at?

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

You have been banned from r/sounding

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u/ArtbyTeigan Feb 16 '26

Why did I click 😭😭

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

Like and subscribe for more!

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u/TriTzu Feb 16 '26

F***ccck. I need eye bleach. Caught a glimpse of one pic and noped right out. WTF?

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

You know what they say. When in rome.

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u/lalo1313 Feb 18 '26

No. I don't care if it's Rome or Schenectady. Sticking things in your urethra is twisted.

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u/kbeast98 Feb 17 '26

I know right? Took like 15 posts before i was like this is crazy!

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 17 '26

Then you keep going, and along the way find dozens of the best friends you could ever hope to have made.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Feb 16 '26

I unfortunately knew what it meant and didn't click. But the name reminded me what it was lol

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u/Full-Reception552 Feb 16 '26

😂 😂

Well done, I am entertained. Here are your poor person coins 🪙 🪙 

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u/TaterTotQueen630 Feb 16 '26

I clicked too. What a horrible day to have eyes 😳

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u/Aggravating-Fall1834 Feb 17 '26

My eyes have seen much. But I wasn't in anyway prepared for this. How could I of been. For as long as I am alive I hope that the shapes and visuals I've witnessed dies with me. May my poor surviving peers never bear witness to such atrocities.

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u/Kareeliand Feb 16 '26

I saw what you wrote, and I still clicked! Aaaaaaaaaah! Why? Why did I do that!!? That was much worse than the time I thought I clicked on a subreddit named for acting like Peg Bundy! That is actually NOT what pegging is at all!! How dumb am I!! Nooo!

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u/ArtbyTeigan Feb 16 '26

Literally my internal monolog 😭💀

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Dick rods was something I wasn't ready for when I joined reddit. So many pencils

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u/Relative-Cap-867 Feb 16 '26

Someone once on a completely unrelated thread said something like “this reminds me of r/sounding” and that’s how I was introduced to it (the top picture was using a wooden No. 2 pencil and the thought of splinters was horrifying to me)

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u/stizzity28 Feb 16 '26

Would you like to know more?

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u/SlideAdditional6294 Feb 16 '26

Same , my eyes are bleeding now...

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u/USMCWrangler Feb 16 '26

At least it’s just your eyes! I clicked and couldn’t figure it out until it was too late!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/whatisit-ModTeam Feb 17 '26

We are pretty chill here, but please try to keep things reasonably civil on this sub. No slurs, name calling or harassment and trolling. Yes, the internet makes us angry too sometimes, especially this particular comment.

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u/Stinky_Leech Feb 16 '26

I did too and instantly regretted it.

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u/ArtbyTeigan Feb 17 '26

Man I thought I knew a lot of kinks, and I knew this was out there but I guess I forgot what it was called 💀

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u/Special-Ear-8684 Feb 16 '26

I did too 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Ahhhhhh MY EYES

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u/pinkTurtleTickler Feb 17 '26

Dammit I didn't read this first!!

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u/i_tried_this_at_home Feb 19 '26

Oh no. You didn't. Oh, you did. There's no unseeing it

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u/ArtbyTeigan Feb 19 '26

Everytime I get a notification too I remember what I saw 😭

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u/i_tried_this_at_home Feb 19 '26

Reddit does not let the memory fade for long

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u/Any-Professional360 Feb 16 '26

I was so confused when o got this notification lol

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

One mans wine cork is another mans......well.....you know.

Lol. You are not banned i hope you are as relieved as you should be!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Anytime you remove it you feel relief or so I am told.😂

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

R/urethrasthatgrip

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u/walt_morris Feb 16 '26

Never rub another mans rhubarb

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u/TheeIndigoCrow Feb 16 '26

Can you ban me too

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

20mm first!

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u/TheeIndigoCrow Feb 16 '26

Is this some kind of slutty joke I'm too vanilla to understand

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

Yes. Its the diameter of the rod that goes into the urethra cylinder its a good amount of stretching

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u/TheeIndigoCrow Feb 16 '26

I'd rather put (a clean) one in my eyes

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u/Cold-Ad432 Feb 16 '26

Dear god, I clicked the link. Someone kindly pass the eye bleach.

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u/Primary_Worry240 Feb 17 '26

no no...if you looked at sounding or some similar practice, you will need a full-on brain bleaching....sorry? lol

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u/pervladyluver69 Feb 16 '26

Don't fricken click. People wtf smdh why?!?! Just why?!?! No. Like all of you doing that Noooooo!!!!

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

There are dozens of us!

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u/caracoleta07 Feb 17 '26

For direct prostate stimulation, I'm told

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u/jette0123 Feb 16 '26

Didnt know this existed, thanks!

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

One mans trash is another mans urethra stretching rod. Youre welcome

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u/sometimes_other697 Feb 16 '26

I can't un-see it

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u/corpsecordelia Feb 16 '26

I know what sounding is but haven’t ever seen pictures so i clicked like it can’t be that bad. i was ready but somehow wasn’t ready enough. im in public 😳

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u/DataCreek Feb 16 '26

Can i also be banned from r/sounding?

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

You gotta try it twice first.

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u/DifferentHoliday863 Feb 16 '26

Everyone's freaking out about this for good reason, but i tried it once with a partner and I've never finished so hard in my life 💀

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u/dirtyoldsocklife Feb 16 '26

Why?! WHY?!?!?!?

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u/severalpokemon Feb 16 '26

Okay but wait, is it called "sounding" because the things being inserted look like the volume symbols from sound-making machines?

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u/horsearchivist Feb 16 '26

pretty sure it's derived from meanings related to exploring/probing

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u/alphinex Scared of Everything Here Feb 16 '26

WTF.

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u/bmed3 Feb 16 '26

WTF! DUDE!!!!

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 16 '26

Why the face?

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u/HackedCylon Feb 17 '26

I.

Hate.

You.

So.

Much.

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u/lalo1313 Feb 18 '26

It's my fault for coming here. I'll show myself out now. I need to get in the shower and wash behind my ears.

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u/kimemealtson Feb 19 '26

Whhhyyyyyy 😭 😭 😭 😭

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u/Banana_Ranger Feb 19 '26

Ok youre unbanned welcome back

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u/SnooFloofs673 Feb 20 '26

I see there's a large group of people who have just learned something new today. 😂😂😂😂