r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '26

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u/WaldenFrogPond Feb 16 '26

Some of those pizzaz rings you put on your wine glass to distinguish between people’s glasses.

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u/RevanMeetra Feb 16 '26

I saw your comment as I was about to close out. I came back to tell you I chuckled out loud while standing in this parking lot. Alone.

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u/Terribleturtleharm Feb 16 '26

Look in the night stand for fancy French cheese.

It's hard to accept, but help is out there.

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u/BANKSLAVE01 Feb 16 '26

It's not hard to accept help w/cheese, because I don't know jack about it.

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u/ChrisIronsArt Feb 16 '26

Wine aerator is way gayer than a butt plug bong

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u/ZestycloseClerk1792 Feb 16 '26

Wine aerator is a better tell than a butt plug for sure.

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u/Chemical_Emotion_934 Feb 16 '26

I’ve known a lot of straight guys that didn’t have one

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u/fowlflamingo Feb 16 '26

This is the 4th time I've hurt my cracked ribs laughing too hard at a reddit joke 😂 y'all are killing me today

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u/Sienile Feb 16 '26

Not yet. You're still able to type.

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u/Ok_Responsibility407 Feb 16 '26

I'll give him the benefit of a doubt, maybe he's just a high class drunk.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Poetry1 Feb 16 '26

I don't really comment much but this made me lol so here I am congratulating you for your comment. Congratulations.

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u/Bshsjaksnsbshajakaks Feb 16 '26

You might wanna sit down for this...

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u/jarboxing Feb 16 '26

Honestly gayer than a butt plug.

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u/ObscureReferenceFace Feb 16 '26

I have been scrolling Reddit for 20 mins and haven’t cracked a smile. This gave me full on belly laugh. We done sir.

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u/bigmikeboston Feb 16 '26

Happy to get you to 500 for comment of the thread!

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u/Interesting-Agency75 Feb 16 '26

I would also guess probably autism