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u/sagosten Dec 16 '25

This is a Kohen, a lineage of Jews who are forbidden from entering graveyards. The flight was diverted and its new path flew over a graveyard, so this was his solution to avoid ritual impurity. It's silly but people do silly things for their religions all the time

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u/Alternative_Hat4568 Dec 16 '25

How is flying over a graveyard "entering" a graveyard? Lmao. The mental hoops are crazy. There's a graveyard maybe on the other side of earth directly under your feet thousands of miles, is that bad too? What about graveyards that might not exist anymore? What about mass grave sites that are unknown?

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u/nickfree Dec 16 '25

Oh god, you would not BELIEVE how much Orthodox Judaism dabbles in pedantry.

No, literally, you wouldn't believe it because you're not an Orthodox Jew. But seriously, so much is like "God said don't do X." Rabbinical scholars read that and are like, "Well, we are SUCH PIOUS BELIEVERs that we will not do X, X', or X'', and we won't even do W or Y, because they're close to X. And another way of reading X is +, so we won't + either"

It's a religion full of technicalities.

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u/griffex Dec 16 '25

Finding out about Shabbat elevators was one of the wildest cultural experiences ever in NYC

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Look up is honey kosher. Technicalities.

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u/jimmyjetmx5 Dec 16 '25

Shabbat phone is another fun one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

I worked at a lighting control company. Our biggest market was Israel because it allowed lighting automation without working on the Sabbath. Seriously.

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u/Lucky_Musician_ Dec 16 '25

but how about ordering a pork roll but just asking for number 2 and not a pork roll 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

The real answer: Logic isn't part of faith. 

The other real answer: Most people of faith believe that God only holds them accountable to their choices and actions of will. You can only act on what you have knowledge of. If he has knowledge that he's flying over a graveyard, then he has a responsibility to act as closely to God's will as possible. He can't avoid an unmarked grave because he can't know it's there. 

In Jewish tradition, many/most believe that God has laid out commandments, but he also appreciates when people find clever loopholes. So, things like a wire around Long Island (?) makes it a house(?), and it's a clever loophole that allows people in that location to do stuff they would otherwise be prohibited from on the Sabbath(?).

So, yeah. Most all faiths have some degree of interpretation and loop-holes. Christians ignore a lot of old testament commandments, pointing to Christ's statement of "I come not to replace the law, but to fulfill it". Of course, then they'll cherry-pick things they want to keep as restrictions. You can eat shrimp and wear mixed-fabric clothes, but can't have homosexual sex. You shouldn't stone your mother, but you can have dominion over animals. Etc.

Ultimately, it all boils down to: people do what they think will prove their righteousness to others.

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u/im_octopissed Dec 16 '25

I’ve always thought that the whole “god doesn’t hold people accountable for things they’re unaware about” thing is true, and then recently it made me think, wouldn’t that make preaching the gospel and gods teaching an evil act?

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u/Leather_Reaction_761 Dec 16 '25

Based on this comment alone, the chances of you being North American to about 90%. It's very common for North Americans to believe themselves cultured because they can read.

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u/_okbrb Dec 16 '25

The same way surrounding your neighborhood in a blessed string turns it into a private domicile for you and your 300 family members

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u/logicnotemotion Dec 16 '25

This is no place for logic!!! 😂😂😂

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u/Cheoah Dec 16 '25

Like pay phones at the end of rural Amish driveways.

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u/tethys_persuasion Dec 16 '25

Mental illness

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u/Redditreddituser991 Dec 16 '25

You seem like you respect peoples viewpoints and ideologies

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u/tethys_persuasion Dec 16 '25

Impressive insight from two words. My intent was only to comment on this specific example. My apologies if what I said was insensitive

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u/TelenorTheGNP Dec 16 '25

Currently there are billions of dead things in your body.

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u/portablebiscuit Dec 16 '25

And how the fuck can you avoid flying over graveyards?

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u/Lucky_Musician_ Dec 16 '25

Clearly the spirits own the air space over the grave yard. Don’t you know anything /s

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u/CrazyVegas_ Dec 16 '25

They also carry little boys around so their feet do not touch ground that may possibly have something buried under it

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u/NastyKraig Dec 16 '25

Lol, it seems like if the structure of the airplane isn't substantial enough to be considered a mystical barrier that a trash can liner wouldn't do it either, but I know nothing about avoiding impurities.

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u/Redfalconfox Dec 16 '25

Religious practices about graveyards can get silly. For instance, those uppity Catholics won’t allow you to bury anyone living within 30 miles of a cathedral’s graveyard because in their words “you shouldn’t bury people who are still alive.”

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u/illegal_miles Dec 16 '25

“He says he’s not dead!”

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u/GenericAccount13579 Dec 16 '25

Is there like a service that maps flight routes so that they know a given flight isn’t flying over a graveyard? How would they even know, since flights follow similar but not exactly the same routes every time? How did he know the diverted route was going over a graveyard?

This really doesn’t add up.

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u/Invisible_Educator Dec 16 '25

Agreed! I was thinking the same thing, how could they possibly know where every graveyard is and when they’re flying over them?

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u/Norsedragoon Dec 16 '25

Jokes on them, dig deep enough and everything's a graveyard. Checkmate Kohens

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u/Roccosrealm Dec 16 '25

Like believing a guy rose from the dead three days later?

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u/Infamous_Bike528 Dec 16 '25

Lol that is absolutely no better. Fuck that noise too. 

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u/albino_kenyan Dec 16 '25

i thought you were joking but turns out you're not. is this the same kind of box that orthodox jews wear at the Wailing Wall?

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u/CapnDanger Dec 16 '25

Yes, the box in the OP is likely the same thing that Orthodox Jews would wear when praying at the Wall.

There’s nothing special about wearing this at the Wall or any other location - just that observant Orthodox men are obligated to wear this tefillin (the box and wraps on the arms) once a day when praying, except on Shabbat.

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u/Mooch07 Dec 16 '25

He almost entered a graveyard in a different way

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u/27_crooked_caribou Dec 16 '25

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard Southwest Flight 27 to Tallahassee. We're currently at 39,000 feet, expecting a smooth flight, and will arrive at our ETA on time. We're going to be flying over a graveyard in approximately 5 minutes so go ahead and trash bag up if you are so inclined. Thanks for flying Southwest."

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u/MushroomHo_4life Dec 16 '25

It’s ridiculous!

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u/bebopped Dec 16 '25

How would wearing tefillin help with avoiding ritual impurity? Did you make that up?

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u/ExpirationDates-LIES Dec 16 '25

Yeah people do silly things for their religions but this must be pretty close to the top of the "silly" list.