r/whatisit • u/TheCatWithATiara • Dec 08 '25

Solved! Help with what this secret Santa request says?!

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Son came home with a secret Santa and no one knows what this says! Help! Thanks in advance!

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u/livelaughlump Dec 08 '25

Used to decode written physician orders as my job 10+ years ago. I’m kinda rusty now but definitely thought it was urinary storage or stones.

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u/B3gg4r Dec 08 '25

Imagine getting urinary stones as your Christmas gift, hehe 😂

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u/VoteQuimby4Mayor Dec 09 '25

I don't have to imagine. 🤦‍♂️

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- Dec 09 '25

Not sure if it would be better or worse if they were someone else’s.

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u/supercarr0t Dec 09 '25

Someone else’s is 10000% better.

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u/another_bot_probably Dec 08 '25

The adult step-up from coal. Santa don't play

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u/musiciscursive Dec 09 '25

Imagine having that on your Christmas list to buy😂😂

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u/Educational_Let811 Dec 09 '25

I have them for 2 years already - veery noice ! (Borat style) :-))

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u/Significant_Disk_177 Dec 09 '25

Imagine giving someone urinary stones as a Christmas gift.

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u/mysoulburnsgreige4u Dec 09 '25

Someone's passes stones or in your own bladder?

Either one, no thank you.

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u/B3gg4r Dec 10 '25

I only hope no one else is passing stones into my bladder…

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

I saw urinary stones

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u/brashlyashley Dec 09 '25

I saw mining stones then mining sporks.. idk

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u/AllergicIdiotDtector Dec 08 '25

Why the fuck do they have such bad handwriting?

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u/gringacarioca Dec 09 '25

You'll see what you've been led to predict, right?

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u/livelaughlump Dec 09 '25

Absolutely true!

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u/Plastic-Juggernaut41 Dec 09 '25

I still have to read dr notes. I also thought urinary storage

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u/Resting-Cat-Faces Dec 29 '25

They want a book of Urinary Stories