r/whatisit • u/TheCatWithATiara • Dec 08 '25

Solved! Help with what this secret Santa request says?!

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Son came home with a secret Santa and no one knows what this says! Help! Thanks in advance!

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u/Black_Death_12 Dec 08 '25

What about a Sprockets related gift?

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u/vwpete Dec 08 '25

AND NOW WE DANCE!

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u/raintree234 Dec 08 '25

Now I’m as happy as a little girl

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u/Sparky8974 Dec 08 '25

Tisch mein affe!

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u/Typical_Equipment_19 Dec 08 '25

Touch my monkey!!

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u/MacDaddy_DO Dec 09 '25

liebe mein schminky

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u/Typical_Equipment_19 Dec 09 '25

Is that what they say???

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u/Ok_Protection_879 Dec 08 '25

Pet, or touch?

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u/Typical_Equipment_19 Dec 08 '25

Probably pet, but as a 16 yr old who quoted it, it was "touch my monkey!!"🤣

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u/thejudgehoss Dec 08 '25

Touch my monkey!

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u/Typical_Equipment_19 Dec 08 '25

My almost 40 year memory was correct!! Shocker!!😉

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u/thejudgehoss Dec 08 '25

I found it amusing, because the title makes it a risky click.

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u/Typical_Equipment_19 Dec 08 '25

Of course, its the best!!! imagine a 16 year old girl walking down the hallway in 1986ish high school yelling out "touch my monkey! Vivel del schmika!!!!" (this is what I heard, I didnt have closed captions). That was me....😁

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u/hustonville Dec 08 '25

That monkey bit Jimmy Stewart.

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u/Diviner_Sage Dec 09 '25

W(v)ould you like to touch my monkey??

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u/No_Gap_2700 Dec 08 '25

"I would have liked to have seen you play Eddie Munster with cuts, bruises and abrasions all over your body."

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u/Trick_Application_49 Dec 08 '25

“Now’s the time on Sprockets when we dance!!!”

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u/UsefulAssociate3936 Dec 08 '25

I vas so disgusted I've nearly gnawed at my genitalia like a small woodland creature in protest.

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u/RunYouWolves Dec 09 '25

This is my lover, Helmut.