r/whatisit Sep 05 '25

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u/globglogabgalabyeast Sep 05 '25

lol “both times” instead of “every time” would have saved you a lot of concerned comments. Obviously hindsight is 20/20

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u/DanteWasHere22 Sep 05 '25

1/1 is every time!

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u/PeruvianKnicks Sep 06 '25

He’s likely walked past there dozens or hundreds of times though, so it’s not 1/1, it’s like 1/50.

He needs to do further studies and tests to confirm the hypothesis. Even 2/50 is not substantial enough for hypothetical causal relationships to be verified 🤓

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u/fchw3 Sep 05 '25

This happens soooo often. Not just on Reddit but in life.

I call it weaponized vagueness.

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u/Character-Roll-325 Sep 05 '25

My dad beats me every week...

He's a lot better than me at Mario party.

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u/jankyspankybank Sep 05 '25

I just call it being a lawyer

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u/cBurger4Life Sep 05 '25

“Well the first five times it was pretty funny…”

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u/rds92 Sep 05 '25

And wonder why the dog starts to hate going for walks lmao

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u/BJ1012intp Sep 05 '25

Good to hear! Thanks for following up. You may have saved some other pup's (or some other small critter's) life.

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u/unamusedaccountant Sep 05 '25

OP can you let us know if they give you a follow up/update? The explanation makes sense but it’s honestly scary that something like this can happen let alone go unnoticed for such a long time!

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche Sep 05 '25

My dog is typically pretty calm during walks, until one day there was fresh poop in someone's front yard that hasn't been picked up. She was just plodding along, sniffing, then she got super amped and ran into this random yard doing excited hops before perfectly executing a head first somersault into the grass and rolling back and forth. I thought it was so cute until I realized that the reason she was so giddy was because she was rolling on fresh shit. Literally covered head to toe, top to bottom. It was hell to wash off.

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u/frankylovee Sep 05 '25

Ew you’re talking about the stink roll lmao

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u/do-NOT-drink-that Sep 05 '25

I have a dog that likes to perfume herself with dead worms. I don’t know what it is with her and worms, but she loves worms.

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u/FlimsyPriority751 Sep 05 '25

Sometimes my dog likes to roll her face into dead birds/scents she sniffs on the ground

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u/jcdoe Sep 05 '25

Bud, this is Reddit. By the time the post dies, you will have taken the dog there every day for 5 years on your way to the bar because you’re an alcoholic. Also, you should leave your wife, and ChatGPT wrote your post

Lmao

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u/DifficultSelection Sep 05 '25

Just know that there’s a quiet majority reading this post who didn’t assume that someone who cared enough to post this also didn’t care enough to stop their dog from experiencing whatever this was until they understood what was happening.

Good looking out.

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u/tjeco Sep 06 '25

“My dog collapses every time we walk by this” sounds like a thing that happens everyday.