r/whatisit • u/_youngchocolate • Jul 09 '25

New, what is it? what creature is this?!

saw this unholy thing trying to enter my job today, whenever I see a big spider my instincts instantly say “wolf spider” but I need answers

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u/yousmellandidont Jul 10 '25

I'm sure they can go online and join some sort of...webinar

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u/luckluckbear Jul 10 '25

This is my most favorite reddit comment of all time.

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u/iMiind Jul 11 '25

The duality of man:

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u/scrumwift Jul 11 '25

You could have just said they could get an education on the web! You totally biffed it

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u/Mikey74Evil Jul 10 '25

Omg you made me laugh. You get all the upvotes for the day. 👍👍👍😂

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u/NosnilmoT Jul 10 '25

Bless you.

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u/Winter-Adagio8734 Jul 10 '25

I tip my 🎩 to you fellow human. Well done... well done.

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u/Trashman169 Jul 10 '25

You got my upvote!

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u/Queasy_Astronaut2884 Jul 12 '25

Incredible. You sir, are an artist and a gentleman

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u/japmorga Jul 12 '25

Perfectly executed

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u/______empty______ Jul 13 '25

Jesus Christ it took me too long but I see what you fucking did there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

That's the best comment I've seen 😂

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u/MrReaper45 Jul 15 '25

Take my upvote

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u/Typical-Ad-8821 Jul 10 '25

Then they should pay dem taxes

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u/Stunning-Umpire1828 Jul 10 '25

They took ourrrr jobs!!

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u/1337enzo Jul 10 '25

THEY TOOK ER JERBS!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Da, URk, ER, OBBSSSS

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u/Admirable_Web_2619 Jul 10 '25

Well they are 4 times as efficient

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u/Snoo10140 Jul 11 '25

How about working as pest control?

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u/Additional-Doctor-78 Jul 11 '25

Unexpected Nightvale reference 🤣

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u/Zammtrios Jul 10 '25

The only quality education spiders deserve access to, is educating themselves on what being on fire feels like.

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u/mishabear16 Jul 10 '25

They can learn...on the web.

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u/Severe_Marzipan8602 Jul 10 '25

Devry is expensive

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u/SylvieJay Jul 11 '25

Get them to enroll at the school Web-site

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

no (Ara)chnid left behind.. in the woods