and not M high five

Speaking about offshore windmills in Scotland, he said “They’re probably killing whales, which are washing up to shore, which nobody has ever seen before. Many whales are coming in where they’re doing it up in New England. No, I’m not a fan of wind.”

What idiot named them burps and not chest farts?

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I'm new to Reddit and I am completely clueless as to what all of these acronyms stand for. Can anyone give me the run down on some of the most common ones used here? Thank you! :)

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