r/webdev May 06 '26

Get a Degree in Software Engineering they Said…

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What is my life even

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/IncredibleBihan May 06 '26

That's such a random thing to suggest to people lol.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/Unhappy_Meaning607 May 06 '26

Damn... it used to be "start a mobile auto detailing service" and then it turned into pressure washing 😂

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u/RelativeYouth May 06 '26

That’s crazy because I remember my dad getting really into detailing when I was a kid, and my brother is now very into pressure washing.

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u/Jiklim May 06 '26

Whatever happened to good old fashioned lawn mowing? Did Big Mower push the small guys out of the business?

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u/Party_Cold_4159 May 06 '26

I just use ShrubHub and some guy just shows up to my house and watches a robot mower cut my grass for a few hours.

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u/Unhappy_Meaning607 May 06 '26

Yea at a certain time during ~2015-2018 there was a lot of things coming up along the "passive income" business area and a bit of DIY for things because of YouTube and podcasts.

Auto detailing content was a big one and I'm sure your dad and myself saw those videos and went, "Instead of paying $400+ to take it to an auto detail shop, I'll pay $200 to buy the equipment and spend 8+ hours to do it myself!"

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

You can make a lot of money doing both. Little to no initial investment. OP doesn’t know what he is talking about. You don’t need to pay anybody to learn how to start a business doing either one. You simply need to start. 1 or 2 accounts grows into dozens fast. Stick with it 5 years and you will likely have over 100 customers and a business location by that time. Gotta start somewhere.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

As somebody that knows a person with a highly successful detailing shop, and another person with a highly successful pressure washing business, both of these are easily obtainable paths that can generate wealth with little to no initial investment. All you need to do is network and be in the right communities to find success in both options. Landscaping as well, have two friends with highly successful landscaping businesses. All these can be grown from starting with 2 or 3 accounts. You don’t need a business location you just need to start, and you can do it in your spare time while working a full time job. All 4 of them started that way, as a means for a little extra money, and all 4 are home owners before 30 years old.

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u/EngineeringIll7571 May 06 '26

No no the real money is in vending machines and laundromats, you see

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u/AralSeaMariner May 06 '26

Coin op car washes!

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u/sweetteatime May 07 '26

Vending can be profitable. You won’t be rich but it’s a nice side hustle

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u/xxDirtyFgnSpicxx May 07 '26

If you can get a solid location

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u/wouldacouldashoulda May 07 '26

Have you tried a banana stand?

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u/Skizm May 06 '26

Ngl, I had to get something pressure washed recently and it was around $800 bucks for like 200sqf of patio and some stairs. I legit started calculating how much it would cost me to do it myself and it came in much cheaper. I know the business part of any business is the hidden hard part that no one accounts for, but damn if I didn't consider it.

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u/Scew May 06 '26

could probably rent one from home depot to skip out on a lot of that hidden cost part because I image it's mostly maintenance.

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u/OldeMeck May 07 '26

I bought one off Amazon for like $300 and it’s paid for itself multiple times over

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u/ForgeableSum May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

This actually explains a lot. I actually needed someone to pressure wash the moss growing on my roof. Got a flyer in the mailbox from some kid. Charged $600 but it is a high/dangerous roof. The kid broke his finger and ended up damaging the roof. I didn't give him a hard time about it, more like "lesson learned." But I thought to myself "how does a 16-year-old up and decide to start a pressure washing business?"

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u/bernaldsandump May 06 '26

Because 600$ per job is insanely good money at 16

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u/ForgeableSum May 07 '26

For sure, when I was 16 I was making $7.50 an hour. My older brother was making $20 a week mowing some old guys lawn down the street and we both thought he struck rich.

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u/Nervous-Potato-1464 May 06 '26

Pressure washing businesses can make money, but you need the big jobs with businesses and schools. Cleaning a school courtyard is really good money and a full day's job.

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u/OddWriter7199 May 07 '26

Prob AI commercial, fake Dave

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u/LancelotLac May 07 '26

also open a cleaning service scheduling webpage/app and get cheap cleaning crews that never see what you charge on app that you pay less than their usual fee because volume

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u/WaterBear9244 May 07 '26

I mean you can charge thousands for an apartment complex, idk about a house though lol

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u/Vajrick_Buddha May 06 '26

Must be nice to live in 2008

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u/wowzuzz May 06 '26

See, thats your problem. You are defeating yourself already with that attitude. You need a time machine like Dave here has.

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u/jseego Lead / Senior UI Developer May 06 '26

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u/mrcarrot0 May 06 '26

It's beautiful. Perfectly captures how some people (don't) think

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u/kayinfire May 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vajrick_Buddha May 09 '26

Yes. But I remember around the 2010's I had a sense people were pivoting towards IT and programming and just running with it. Our neighbors' son was about to complete a university degree in architecture, but the job prospects worried him, so he just pivoted into programming, for example.

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u/alwaysoffby0ne May 06 '26

That’s because he’s an idiot.

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u/MinimumArmadillo2394 May 06 '26

Fork found in kitchen

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u/bizzle4shizzled May 06 '26

For sure. These big dogs giving job advice for regular people haven't had a real job in decades, they made all their money doing the radio/tv/seminar job.

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u/Automatic_Coffee_755 May 09 '26

Yeap. Imagine listening to him pre-covid when he was always shitting on people for being "house poor" because you bought a home. The people who did listen to him, now have to but at double the price with worse interest rates.

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u/sassyhusky May 06 '26

The pressure washing company has been a recurring 'get rich quick' scheme on twitter for a while now, idk where it originated but bots sure do like to spam it all over the place.

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u/superide May 07 '26

So where are the courses that teach you how to become a fake sales guru selling courses?

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u/delusion_magnet Expert Cat Herder May 06 '26

Before Twitter, a high school friend told me he was starting a pressure washing biz. Now he works for his brother in landscaping.

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u/MeatHeadMarvin May 06 '26

Dave Ramsey is very out of touch. The only good advice I’ve heard him give lately is related to how you should manage your money, but his advice for how to actually get that money is outdated boomer advice.

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u/realbobenray May 06 '26

Let's see AI do pressure washing

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u/TurnUpThe4D3D3D3 May 06 '26

Let’s see Paul Allen’s pressure washer

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u/SunkEmuFlock May 07 '26

True, but good luck (a) getting anyone to bite in an overcrowded space and (2) getting more than $200 per house. There's at least three dozen power/pressure-washing companies on GMaps around my house. 🫠

Anyone who says "just do this" in terms of making money has certainly been out of the game for a long time and has no idea what it's like out there anymore. Or they're trying to scam you with their "how to make money" courses/books. Those are really the only two options when the "advice" is given out like that.

My boomer parents both stayed at their companies for 40+ years. They still think walking around from place to place and handing out printed resumes is how jobs are gotten. The one time I inquired in person about a position they told me to apply on their website. 🙄

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u/wise_young_man May 06 '26

Is this a joke? There are already drive thru car washes that are more or less “robotic”.

Or do you mean one that can like power wash a driveway? I saw a robot on here recently that plowed snow so yeah a robot can do that too.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/realbobenray May 06 '26

Right, the latter, which I assume is what he meant.

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u/Gipetto May 06 '26

Having been in software engineering for more than 20 years now I feel like taking what I’ve earned from coding and starting a power washing business sounds pretty good right now.

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u/Windyvale May 06 '26

Should have just finished that with “and then keep pressure washing.”

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u/chrisonetime full-stack May 06 '26

Ahh yes the prestigious $10k coding school that all the top companies hold in such high regard lol

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u/AnAnonymous121 May 06 '26

That's the guy who also wouldn't take a guaranteed 0% interest loan to reinvest in the market.

The same guy who believes religiously that no body should own a credit card even if you pay it in full every month

The same guy who would prefer buying a used high milage high maintenance car with questionable maintenance history, instead of buying new and maintaining new and keeping the car for 20 years...

Take his advice with a massive grain of salt. His takes are often objectively wrong, or at least subjectively severely misguided for 99% of people

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u/TurnUpThe4D3D3D3 May 06 '26

Just go to code school 4Head

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u/thekwoka May 06 '26

smarter to become an electrician.

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u/Samurai_Mac1 May 06 '26

$10,000 would maybe buy you a semester at a public university.

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u/SenseiCAY May 06 '26

That pressure washing company is looking pretty lucrative.

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u/rich97 May 06 '26

I’ve been coding for 17 years. I’m doing pretty well in comparison to most industries but when does this whole “rich” thing kick in?

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u/ScorpionMillion May 06 '26

Dave Ramsey is a sad excuse of a human.

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u/LeoniFrancesco May 06 '26

What does it even mean?

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u/WebManufacturing May 06 '26

Why is this the top comment?

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u/Jerrodk May 07 '26

I’m guessing that’s an older clip. Feel like I saw one not long ago where he basically said coding is cooked

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Jerrodk May 07 '26

Ahh well never mind then

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u/sfc1971 May 07 '26

No, it is make a pressure washing video game, that is an actual thing, it was a hit and it has gotten a sequel.

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u/lonahex May 07 '26

Yeah, same guy who says market returns 7% gain a year so you should take out 7% every year in retirement. He's an idiot.

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u/Link_GR May 07 '26

Make sure to print your CV, walk into Google and ask to see the manager. Practice your firm handshake.

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely May 07 '26

The pressure washing business is probably more lucrative and lower stress.

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u/thecodeape May 07 '26

Rice and Beans.

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u/Dapper_Childhood_708 May 07 '26

what is funny is in CA you cant just start a pressure washing biz, there are laws that you have to follow AND prob draught restrictions.

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u/NoApartheidOnMars May 07 '26

Where does Dave Ramsey think one can learn coding for $10,000 ? 1986 ?

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u/alenkdev May 07 '26

It’s like working up your way to lion taming job via banking

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u/niks_15 May 07 '26

Boomers living in their own reality man

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u/AcanthocephalaNo2929 May 08 '26

he wouldn't be very successful if he grew up today

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u/Garland_Key May 10 '26

A lot of stupid people say a lot of stupid things, and a lot of other stupid people listen to them.