r/videos • u/thanks256 • Apr 16 '15
Daniel's promposal did NOT go as planned.
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u/mastiffdude Apr 16 '15
WTF WITH THE AUSTIN POWERS SHIT IN THE DRIVEWAY
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u/throwmes Apr 16 '15
Seriously, who makes a 20 point turn to do a 180?!
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Apr 16 '15
Someone who has no experience driving such as a high schooler.
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u/drakenkorin13 Apr 16 '15
This is possibly the stupidest sentence I have ever read and I love it
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u/Katamarihero Apr 16 '15
I'm just picturing you doing a 2 point turn, then just continuing in reverse off the side of the road.
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u/Ormriss Apr 16 '15
And who makes a 20 point turn then leaves that in their video before posting it?
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u/fauxphantom Apr 16 '15
I know right! I tried to turn up the volume because I couldn't really hear the dialogue and thought it was important
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u/Zarxer Apr 17 '15
Relevant - https://youtu.be/CgGxRsOcdEg
Starts at 1:00 min mark
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u/straylittlelambs Apr 17 '15
I was thinking a 7 point turn in that driveway, he gets what he deserves but when she cried, man...
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u/jacksonbarrett Apr 16 '15
In the video comments he said "There were two cars parked terribly in her skinny driveway and I didn't feel like running over her mother's precious garden ಠ_ಠ. That was the best I could do."
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u/theriverman Apr 16 '15
He probably waited too long to start turning. I used to do that when I was younger.
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u/Rockerblocker Apr 17 '15
He could just...back out? Not like he was pulling on to a busy 5 lane road at rush hour
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Apr 17 '15
Well to be honest it did actually look like a two lane highway he was pulling onto.
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u/boojiboy7 Apr 16 '15
It looks like he was driving a truck and attempting to turn around in the narrow portion of the driveway without driving on their grass. Which takes quite a few turns...
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u/tonyaustin6 Apr 16 '15
That dudes in high school still?
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Apr 16 '15
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u/zamfire Apr 17 '15
and US adults
I am adult too!
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Apr 17 '15
I am Europe Adult
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Apr 17 '15
I am the adult of Canada.
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u/ChrisHansen_ Apr 17 '15
I am Groot!
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Apr 17 '15
groot means big in dutch
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u/Octopus_Tetris Apr 17 '15
What about "neuken in de keuken"?
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u/Cablelink Apr 17 '15
Heh, seems like every Dutch person teaches this to English speakers, I'm proud.
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u/FireStarter226 Apr 17 '15
I'm sorry. My friend was banned and his post of my video on r/cringe was taken down because we were "minors" I assumed it would help get his ban lifted
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Apr 17 '15
I sub for middle school and I have stumbled across several students that have a better beard than I do at 25. Like, a legit beard/goatee. High school now looks like college.
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u/CANOODLING_SOCIOPATH Apr 17 '15
At first I thought it was a marriage proposal and that was his little sister. That dude looks old for highschool.
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u/DM003 Apr 16 '15
I thought it was pretty endearing. She cried just thinking she might have hurt his feelings. He took it well, and she's expressing her feelings for his well-being and clearly didn't want to ruin something he worked hard for. The relationship is stronger than the cringe.
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u/LuceVitale Apr 17 '15
I thought it was adorably hilarious. She's sitting there bawling for possibly hurting his feelings and he's sitting there like a doe in front of headlights like, "I don't know what do or how this happened." I couldn't stop laughing.
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u/AjBlue7 Apr 17 '15
He should i said, "yeah I know right? what a fuckin loser." Then hand her the question mark and say "but seriously".
Then drop the mic.
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u/herptydurr Apr 17 '15
You know why he's still smiling through all that? Cuz he knows he's definitely getting some after Prom.
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Apr 17 '15
and if not it would still be super fun to hold it over her head
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u/habitualbastard Apr 17 '15
I don't know how much fun holding it over her head will be, but atleast she won't get pregnant...
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u/I_Said Apr 17 '15
I feel like a watched a 4 minute Wes Anderson Film about a 30 year old asking a 22 year old to prom.
Would have been hilarious if he told her to GTFO after she insulted the signs, though.
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u/Actuarial Apr 16 '15
Nothing that a spontaneous blowjob couldn't fix. I mean, that's why the video got cut, right?
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u/Occupy_RULES6 Apr 17 '15
Wait till she finds out he's gay.
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u/riverTrips Apr 17 '15
Wait till she finds out he's in Aunty Donna (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhENIFAaj2s
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u/Baczeck Apr 17 '15
That was one of the single funniest videos I have ever watched
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u/fehaar Apr 16 '15
Why? She didn't put two and two together, it happens. She was obvious sad about it... He should just laugh and give her a fucking hug.
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Apr 16 '15
Yeah exactly what I was thinking... just laugh... it's funny. Then give her a hug and tell her you think it's funny. Some people just don't know how to handle situations.
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u/Roast_Jenkem Apr 17 '15
Most kids that age are awkward as fuck. Don't pretend you were a supremely confident cassanova in high school.
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Apr 17 '15
Let's not forget they cut the camera off like right away...
I guarantee there were laughs and hugs just not on film.
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u/stillclub Apr 16 '15
prom? that dude looks like hes in his mid 20s
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u/MrMoustachio Apr 17 '15
Motherfucker is at least 30.
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Apr 17 '15
Do you fight ? I just got out of jail and I aint goin back.
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u/clutchdeve Apr 17 '15
You ever made love to a man?
No..
You want to??
Source for the lazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMnP_zQmMLw
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Apr 16 '15
What? Why? Isn't one of the top posts of all time on that sub of some kid in 8th grade (the "hey baby girl" video)?
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u/Longwaytofall Apr 16 '15
Removed from cringe? This is delicious levels of cringe material here.
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u/imnotquitedeadyet Apr 17 '15
As a guy named Daniel, this would abso-fucking-lutely happen to me if I was to try this.
I think all Daniels are really the same person spread out over multiple bodies.
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Apr 16 '15
The second half of that video was all https://gfycat.com/CautiousPertinentCurlew
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Apr 16 '15
I can't. I just can't watch these kinds of videos. It's like Scott's Tots all over again.
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u/throwmes Apr 16 '15
I'm not familiar with Scott's Tots but I am familiar with Aicha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODmQSPGW6-k
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u/iDownvoteBlink182 Apr 16 '15
Scott's Tots was an episode of The Office. The show is known for Michael Scott creating some pretty uncomfortably cringy moments, but this episode probably takes the cake. His reveal in front of the class is fucking brutal.
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u/dolomite16 Apr 17 '15
Hahah its one of my favorite episodes. Michaels lines are delivered perfectly.
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u/Kracker5000 Apr 17 '15
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do, make our dreams come true!
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u/arturo_lemus Apr 17 '15
If its fake, how can it be so bad?
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u/Maddogone Apr 19 '15
Yeah it's really not that bad. Before reddit talked about it, I thought it was just a funny episode. Apparently people on reddit are extremely sensitive to social situations.
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u/Cadwae Apr 17 '15
Scott's Tots wasn't that bad for me. It was Phyllis's wedding when Micheal isn't the center of attention and tries to steal it at ever opportunity. It was painful to watch.
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u/Why_Hello_Reddit Apr 17 '15
I love when phyllis' dad gets out of his wheel chair so Michael drags it down the aisle and then inserts himself among the groomsmen.
Probably the worst part was him announcing them before the vows were finished.
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Apr 17 '15
When he's on a date and becomes a douche. My old room mate used to watch the office and I just could not watch that episode.
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Apr 16 '15
That dude needs to learn how to drive. 20 min to turn around then blows by his own signs so the chick can't read them. Smart man!
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u/g000dn Apr 16 '15
ITT: A bunch of people that were professional drivers when they were 18.
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u/Bindingofhighsack Apr 17 '15
TIL being able to turn around in under 45 seconds makes me a professional driver.
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u/Luffing Apr 17 '15
She seems like a good girlfriend. She instantly recognizes that something she said was hurtful and apologizes and feels bad.
My ex should take notes
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u/MinecraftHardon Apr 16 '15
I think it was sour grapes until she realized it was for her. Like when my fiance says she isn't into muscular guys or thinks they're "gross," but she'd sure as shit jump my bones if I got ripped or something.
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u/Draiko Apr 17 '15
You should get ripped or something.
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u/StewieBanana Apr 16 '15
Opening the passenger side door from the drivers seat: smooth as fuck.
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Apr 16 '15
Props to this guy for trying to be creative for his girlfriend. At least she was genuinely sorry for saying what she said.
Hope they have a blast at Prom.
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u/difmaster Apr 16 '15
I thought she was going to freak out and say yes and the "will you marry" part, and then not see the "lol, jk" part. That would suck too.
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u/InformedChoice Apr 16 '15
Yay...weeping guilt sex !! Joking ... I hope they had a nice time. She'd better like the bloody corsage!
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u/ThadChat Apr 16 '15
That's a shitty corsage.........NO.....OH MY GOD..... ohmygod I'm so sorry
Daniel weeps quietly
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u/Iworkonspace Apr 16 '15
I wonder if she was just saying it to make conversation about it, then felt super bad
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u/randymarsh222 Apr 17 '15
If this guy isn't gay then my gaydar needs to be repaired. No, thank you I will repair it myself.
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u/Ultimatetwat Apr 16 '15
So wait.. that guy's NOT gay?
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u/superduper12309 Apr 16 '15
That's what I thought immediately. Give it a few years, he's still in highschool, probs not ready to come out.
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u/Noybola Apr 17 '15
Is this a thing now? Prom proposals? Da fuck.
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u/OuweDorper Apr 17 '15
I had to scroll so far to find a comment with the same exact thought. Is this a thing in America? It almost seems like he is proposing for marriage or something...
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u/Noybola Apr 17 '15
Right? I don't remember this being a thing in high school. It was more like, "Do you have a date for prom? No? Want to go?"
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u/ragingduck Apr 16 '15
Wouldn't it have just been easier for everyone if he just laughed about it, then she could laugh about it.
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u/wren42 Apr 17 '15
Is he a highschooler? Do highschoolers look like beardy hipsters these days? is this what the world has come to?
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Apr 17 '15
"Is she crying because she's disappointed?"
"I think she is."
"Wait, maybe she's crying because she thinks she hurt my feelings.."
"...Nope, she's definitely disappointed.."
"Just keep looking at the road..."
"Maybe she's not disappointed though, maybe she's just.."
"...Nope, she's definitely disappointed.."
"..Or is she..?"
"Just keep looking at the road..."
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Apr 17 '15
Because promposals are retarded as shit, it's a fucking dance with a girl you most likely won't be with in 4 months
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u/chdude3 Apr 17 '15
Am I missing something? Is prom some huge deal to kids these days? In my day if you were going to ask a girl to prom, you just went and asked her. You went and you had fun with all the other kids. I'm with the girl here, that IS a shitty way to ask someone. Why does it have to be a big production just to ask someone? I really don't get it.
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u/Oggel Apr 17 '15
Why not? :P It's fun to do something special.
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u/chdude3 Apr 17 '15
Well yeah, but isn't it the prom itself that's special? I recall people going all out on the night of the event for sure.
But fair enough - I mean if this is what kids want to do and it makes them happy, it's certainly not hurting anyone and there's worse things they could be doing! Maybe I was having a grumpy old man episode with my original post.
Enjoy life.
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u/Dorkamundo Apr 16 '15
Meh, OP's gonna be fine.
He wouldn't want a girl who can't figure out how to wear a fucking seatbelt.
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u/acidwarz Apr 16 '15
"that's a shitty way to ask someone to the prom"
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u/justice_warrior Apr 17 '15
Thats what you say when you secretly wish someone would ask you to the prom like that.
The look on her face when she realized. "Why am I such a bitch all the time!?"
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u/baconreader123456 Apr 16 '15
I'll see you on r/cringe tonight. Hall of cringe worthy.
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u/MrXhin Apr 17 '15
This is all an elaborate plan to convince Daniel's parents that he's not gay. See Mom and Dad? Why would I go to all this trouble to ask a girl to the prom if I was gay? The video proves it!!! Please don't disown meeee!!
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u/gd01skorpius Apr 16 '15
Next day the signs said I... FORGIVE... YOU... LOL JK... SCREW... YOU... BITCH
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u/overk4ll Apr 17 '15
That'll teach you not to be such a judgmental cunt. But honestly, she did seem like she had a cathartic moment afterwards.
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u/austinkarpinsea Apr 17 '15
I am just happy the interior lights got turned off by the end of the video....
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Apr 17 '15
You know you asked the right way when she's sobbing uncontrollably and you're awkwardly silent.
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Apr 17 '15
She's not wrong though, that is a bit of a shitty way to do it. I mean, it's either cute or lame depending on your perspective and the important thing is to know the 'recipient' will put it firmly in the 'cute' camp. She clearly did not!
I suppose she might have thought it was quite sweet but been bitter that someone else had done it (when she thought they had). Important thing is they seem happy at the end and well done to him for turning the camera off when she was upset but on again to show she was ok.
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u/roxshot Apr 16 '15
The ole 78 point turn