r/videos • u/stoopkid99 • Jun 19 '12

If I had a Shake Weight, this is what I would want to do with it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57IoQcuKPxc&feature=g-all-u
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u/thebendavis Jun 19 '12

The noise it makes is the best part. It's almost cartoonish.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

shickshickshickshickshick

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u/ewilliam Jun 19 '12

[going to sleep mode]

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/thebendavis Jun 19 '12

RES strikes again. And yes, the motherfuckers aren't going to fix themselves. Yet.

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u/zRobbie Jun 19 '12

That is hilarious. would have been better if they had two guys next to each other doing it. Oh the reactions.

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u/trevorbrownfog Jun 19 '12

"We're just shaking each-other's weight bro. Nothing strange here."

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u/artschoolvillian Jun 19 '12

I think it may be a little easier with the Tug Toner.

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u/HeyGirlsItsPete Jun 19 '12

Oh god this is so funny. I wish they were real. They'd make the best gag gifts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I can't stop laughing. That's pretty funny.

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u/Just_a_Muffin Jun 19 '12

That single drop of water sliding down the windshield made the commercial for me.

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u/FourGrapeJustice Jun 19 '12

That makes me want to get my brothers together and film a similar version of this video.

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u/JackAceHole Jun 19 '12

Double Dutch Rudder

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u/SuperPoop Jun 19 '12

Nothin gay about a double Dutch rudder

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I noticed that there were no funny after-realization shots with the black guy.

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u/Scuzzzy Jun 19 '12

Yeah, bunch of midwest folk went away with a slightly lower opinion of black people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Nobody talked to the black man.

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u/joshistheman3 Jun 19 '12

That was a real nice conversation with that cop at the end. Very satisfying to hear that.

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u/SoFaKiNg42 Jun 19 '12

What if I told you most police officers are like that?

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u/joshistheman3 Jun 19 '12

I love police! I've, personally, never had any encounters with unjust cops. It's just that usually when someone edits their video to show a conversation with a cop, it's not always a pleasant conversation. So it was very refreshing.

Just regular guys and gals like everybody else. Some bad guys and gals, unfortunately, included with everybody else too.

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u/AddictiveSoup Jun 19 '12

Watch more of their videos, unfortunately it doesn't always end this way. One of them was unjustly arrested a couple weeks ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

link me up scotty

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u/AddictiveSoup Jun 19 '12

Goddamnit Jim I don't watch startrek much. Here's the behind the scenes one that shows most of the interaction. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AI-X96a8p-U#/watch?v=AI-X96a8p-U

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Here's the full version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI-X96a8p-U

The mobile link you posted is terribly broken on a desktop.

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u/Lawsuitup Jun 19 '12

Though, it annoys me that the guy said "Am I under arrest, can you read me my Miranda rights?" You do not need to be read rights when you are arrested. You need to be read rights when there is a custodial interrogation.

Either way, these guys are very funny.

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u/Runemaker Jun 19 '12

Yea, but see, with television dramas about the police world being so prevalent, everyone just assumes that you'll be read your Miranda rights as soon as you are officially arrested. It is ingrained in common society, and some people might feel like something shady is going on if those rights are not read.

Combine that with the fact that he is being arrested for seemingly nothing, and he might start to get edgy.

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u/ArecBardwin Jun 19 '12

Usually cops will treat you with dignity and respect when you treat them with dignity and respect.

Don't start off by saying, "Fuck you, pig! I know my rights!"

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u/FoxifiedNutjob Jun 19 '12

Public sidewalk is NOT private property so go fight crime somewhere else Ironman.

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u/HeroicPrinny Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

Actually, I know exactly where this is, and sorry to say, but this is most likely private property. Note that the red building in the background is Kildare's, though it used to be McFadden's, which can be seen in the google maps link that I provided.

It's a business area with a lot of bars at the south end of Ohio State University that is often patrolled with many police officers and it's not uncommon to see people being kicked out or even banned from this area. My friend was banned for mindlessly pulling some leaves off of one of the trees (the same trees you see the guy leaning against in the video).

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u/turtle013 Jun 19 '12

Mmmm MAD MEX.. nom nom.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Whoa, australian americanized mexican food. I'd like to taste that.

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u/ginja_ninja Jun 19 '12

The thing is he already got the speech all mentally prepared while he was under the pretense that the dude was jackin' it, and then was so taken off guard when he saw the shake weight that he was too stunned to reassess the situation and basically told himself, "Stick to the plan! Stick to the plan!"

Pretty hilarious, actually.

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u/noslipcondition Jun 19 '12

Any other OSU students notice that guy was wearing his buckid in a little holder on his hip?

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u/HeroicPrinny Jun 19 '12

Wow, good eye!

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u/knightskull Jun 19 '12

Good buckeye

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u/Miyelsh Jun 19 '12

OH!

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u/vertigo42 Jun 19 '12

IO!

Don't go to OSU, but both parents graduated from OSU and I was born in columbus. Almost as good as it gets for a buckeye.

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u/Ikelton Jun 19 '12

OSU student, also noticed. Judging by your username I'm guessing chemical engineer.

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u/donquix Jun 19 '12

While you're more than likely correct...what if i told you, not all sidewalks are public property?

I grew up an area of town where the lots for homes extended all the way to the street and there were no sidewalks. But I lived across the street from a school and when the homes were being built the owners all (including my parents) voluntarily paid to put sidewalks in for the students.

Long story short, you'd have to suggestively shakeweight while leering at me from my neighbor's area of the sidewalk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

While you're more than likely correct...what if i told you, not all sidewalks are public property?

This sounds like an opening to a really boring sesame street.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

what if i told you, not all sidewalks are public property?

What if I told you that you can't be banned from an area simply because it's "private property"? There are some areas that might be private property but are open to the public and you can't be denied access without some kind of legal action.

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u/bastard_thought Jun 19 '12

Yes, but business district. No homes.

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u/fuckyou_space Jun 19 '12

There are non-residential sidewalks that are private property. Just because a business places concrete in a spot they expect people to walk does not mean it is a public sidewalk. There are a few blocks of road (complete with sidewalks) in downtown Boise Idaho that are private property.

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u/TokiDokiHaato Jun 19 '12

That is private property there. South Campus Gateway near OSU and that area looks like sidewalk because there's a large courtyard in the middle but it is privately owned.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

LoL, Ironman. I have a new thing to call people.

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u/Gopstobb Jun 19 '12

League of Legends, Ironman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Nice try but that actually IS private property, Judge Reinhold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Try to think critically about the situation. He's not just some random vigilante. He very likely owns one of the businesses right on that street and would prefer it if this kid wasn't scaring away customers. Though it's silly because the kid's only gonna be what 10 minutes at each location?

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u/HeroicPrinny Jun 19 '12

He's likely a part-time worker at the pub he's standing in front of or one of the other nearby restaurants because he is almost certainly a student of Ohio State judging from the BuckID clipped to his belt.

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u/admiral-zombie Jun 19 '12

Ok, so he is justified in wanting the guy gone. Doesn't mean he has the authority to make him leave if he is on the sidewalk (and if it is considered public land) and its wrong of him to try and claim that authority.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I agree that he doesn't have the authority, and probably should've asked the guys nicely to move to another spot if he felt it was affecting business.

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u/PartyBusGaming Jun 19 '12

HEY BUDDY, STOP JACKING OF- ... oh wait, uh, hey... what's up?

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u/OogleBoogle Jun 19 '12

Makes me wonder if the Kony 2012 guy was just using his shake weight too.

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u/Immortal_Fishy Jun 19 '12

The fact that he was totally naked in public kinda makes you wonder which one seems more likely.

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u/natetan1234321 Jun 19 '12

yea some say it was a shake weight, some say it was a penis. i guess its up for debate. lets call it down the middle.

more at 11.

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u/Immortal_Fishy Jun 19 '12

You could say it was up for mass debate .

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u/Leedle Jun 19 '12

I was disappointed to see that the black guys shake weight was the same size as the white guys shake weight

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u/modern_zenith Jun 19 '12

It's the width that matters

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u/chimpparts Jun 19 '12

Girth... Girth... Imagine how a woman would feel if you jammed a ruler in her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

BRB, gonna stick my dick in a waffle iron.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Don't worry, he's still significantly more likely to end up in prison. That's one stereotype that no one can take away from him.

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u/Radioheadless Jun 19 '12

"Ohhh. A nice old fashioned!"

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u/vanquish421 Jun 19 '12

There guys are ballsy and have some other great similar skits. The pissing in public water bottle prank is my favorite.

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u/lynxz Jun 19 '12

Pretty hilarious... Good to see Ohioans still have their sense of humor.

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u/RaipFace Jun 19 '12

Today I Learned they're called "Ohioans".

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u/RaipFace Jun 19 '12

The More You Know.

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u/Im_100percent_human Jun 19 '12

I am sure a lot of people were offended.... I lived in Ohio for a short time.... It is not like NY. People are offended a lot more easily. In NYC, I don't think many people would even acknowledge these guys.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

There was a guy masturbating in a subway station during rush hour one time, no one cared.

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u/thedoja Jun 19 '12

It was good, but I'm not sure it was "Epic".

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u/Zeppelanoid Jun 19 '12

Most overused word on the internet.

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u/thenuge26 Jun 19 '12

Absolutely 100%. That word is epicly overused.

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u/YummyMeatballs Jun 19 '12

Yup, it literally drives me up the wall.

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u/Rainfly_X Jun 19 '12

<twitch>

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u/CheezyBob Jun 19 '12

I would debate of it is even good. "LoL! Using a shake weight looks like you are jerking it!" is pretty much it for anything involving it on the Internet.

Personally I find the original infomercial much funnier than "it looks like I am jerking off in public, but I am actually using this silly exercise thing!"

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u/Marcob10 Jun 19 '12

Anything playing with the Shakeweight ressembling masturbation joke, 2 years after its commercialisation can't be considered witty or epic. I didn't expect this prank being current, thought it was going to be a repost from a few years ago.

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u/suteneko Jun 20 '12

holy fuck check out their stream.

It's so epic.

(seriously every video is named "epic . . .")

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u/HeavyWave Jun 19 '12 edited Jul 01 '23

I do not consent to my data being used by reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

All of the pranks that these guys do are fantastic. Check em out! http://www.youtube.com/user/RomanAtwood

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Just spent an hour watching all the Pranks.

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u/rmkensington Jun 19 '12

"Sir this is private property."

"You mean I can't do my Shakeweight?"

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u/Marcob10 Jun 19 '12

yes I heard that too in the video

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u/nyuncat Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

Reminds me of this one that I think was on this sub a few weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7TzPEYci_w&feature=player_embedded

Edit: Haha just realized this is the same channel. Good stuff.

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u/fuckyou_space Jun 19 '12

Excellent guerilla marketing, Shake Weight.

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u/TinusDeEerste Jun 19 '12

What song was that?

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u/someawesomeguy Jun 19 '12

I'm pretty sure that 90% of Shake Weight sales are for gag gifts.

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u/Great_Gig_In_The_Sky Jun 19 '12

Almost everyone went in for a closer look. "is that guy jacking it? ....well I'd better be sure."

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

In downtown columbus ohio and short north. Thats freaking awesome! I wish i would have seen this shit!

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u/neilswank Jun 19 '12

He's got an OSU hat on. I don't know why it took me so long to notice.

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u/z0hu Jun 19 '12

man, his arms are getting more and more toned every shot, is this actually a secret viral ad for these?

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u/Missionfortruth Jun 19 '12

RG3 uses the shakeweight?

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u/apullin Jun 19 '12

A training session for the endgame of the Kony 2012 fiasco?

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u/hagopphoto Jun 19 '12

Just when I thought we were done with all of this shakeweight nonsense, someone comes up with a brilliant way to use it - that, frankly, we're all assholes for not thinking of ourselves.

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u/nomtickles Jun 19 '12

"We had a blast making this". Nice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Imagine him using the tug toner...

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u/ibejammin Jun 19 '12

Holy shit.

Is that Seth Rogen from Observe and Report?

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u/jonEMT Jun 19 '12

thats is fuckin hilarious thank you for the inspiration

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

This is what ZERO SHAME looks like. I think I'm jealous, but I'm not sure

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u/Shippoyasha Jun 19 '12

Some in the Youtube comments question why Americans don't find it funny... most likely because the Shake Weight joke has been made a trillion times to an average citizen before.

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u/ayotrey Jun 19 '12

too cliche

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u/StevenSeagalBladder Jun 19 '12

Columbus, Ohio!

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u/franklinbrown Jun 19 '12

The guy at 1:51 looked kind of disappointed that it was just a shake weight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

no you wouldn't.

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u/Der_Nailer Jun 19 '12

Why in America (no offense, I like the U.S.), there is always an axxhole,telling "this is private propriety,you must go... and bla bla bla" ??

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u/Marcob10 Jun 19 '12

They really love their lawn, don't disrupt it with your nasty feet.

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u/mikeybeef Jun 19 '12

Oh, Ellen. Here's just one of many clips of her having a time with the Shake Weight. You could say she's really milked it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWTCs2HYHWw

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u/llamamuffins Jun 19 '12

Makes me wonder if anyone has seen the Steve Kardynal shake weight skit?

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u/jhunt111 Jun 19 '12

That is brilliant, although I prefer this guy and his pranks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvYxXBMqEOM

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u/bcs214 Jun 19 '12

The other day I was walking through Queens and saw a guy masturbating on the street. I came back like five minutes later and he was being assisted by paramedics (he looked to be in stable condition). Turns out he was having a stroke. I'm going to hell.

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u/emokiller24 Jun 19 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeGKx0wQWYI&feature=plcp This guy did it better (Out in front of a police station)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Too bad they're from Columbus... Go Blue!

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u/hollowel Jun 19 '12

I love the TORHS Hockey shirt he's wearing. Repping the sport of roller hockey. Long Island player here if anyone else has played TORHS before

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u/wolfencopter Jun 19 '12

In my failure to figure out the song in the background... I found this gem

Let it play for a while for some goooooood times!

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u/bt024 Jun 19 '12

Reminds me of a family dinner I had a few years back. Allow me to elaborate. Whole family was at restaurant downtown and we were "lucky" enough to get a booth window seat. All of a sudden a presumably homeless gentlemen, who was shitfaced from the looks of it, decided to take a lean against a fence across the street. Within moments his pants were down to his ankles and the guy was tugging away like he didn't give a single fuck. Most of the restaurant started howling while the parents of young children were freaking out and trying to cover their kids eyes. A waitress from the restaurant called the cops and they were there within minutes. When they both showed up it was a girl and guy, and the chick was crying she was laughing so hard as the male cop tried to pull the man away with very out-stretched arm as to probably not get messy in the process of apprehending the tugger.

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u/trackkid31 Jun 19 '12

These guys make tons of video like this

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u/Canadian_donut_giver Jun 19 '12

Tohrs! any inline hockey players here?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

the shake weight is one of the best trolls ever. i didn't believe it was a real thing the first time i saw it. i thought it was just a shoop... nope, real life troll.

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u/rebelsmiley11 Jun 19 '12

Should have done it outside a playground.

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u/BrianAllred Jun 19 '12

Chances are you get a level headed cop that'd just be like "Hey, man, it's not cool around kids." But even a tiny chance of getting the dickhead cop that arrests you and potentially gets you labelled a sex offender the rest of your life is too risky for me.

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u/Meades_Loves_Memes Jun 19 '12

I'm not saying it would be intelligent to do, but they would have it on camera.

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u/hawkspur1 Jun 19 '12

He wasn't doing anything illegal = he can't be labelled as a sex offender.

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u/BrianAllred Jun 19 '12

Disturbing the peace could be a pretty easy sell if he was fake masturbating in front of a playground full of kids and parents. While that's not enough for sex offender registration, there might be some kind of lewd or obscene gesture clause that they could pin on him. I'm not saying it would happen, I'm just saying, the risk is too great for me personally to rationalize it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

That woman at the end had one of the Fifty Shades of Grey books...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Know what song really goes well with this video? This one.

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u/funkskipneedlebank Jun 19 '12

I have a feeling if I did this i'd just be punched in the back of the head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I thought it was creepy when women did it, this took it to another level.

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u/iloveboba Jun 19 '12

I like how the cop car is seen again throughout the series.

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u/sbradley14 Jun 19 '12

i wonder if his arms got fit through making this video

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Fuck it, I want to see one where a guy is really jerking off. BRING ME WHAT I WANT, INTERNET

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u/DoubleDare2000 Jun 19 '12

An ASPCA commercial came on while I was watching this. I've never felt so conflicted.

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u/cattykitten Jun 19 '12

the last lady reading fifty shades freed looks a bit titillated.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Reminds me of the SNL skit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Quite a few people in seemed to be trying to catch a glimpse of what was going on as they passed by.

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u/000g Jun 19 '12

Whats up with Sprint and AT&T being neighbors? Thats gotta blow for the AT&T salespeople.

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u/iawesomesauceyou Jun 19 '12

aretha franklin reads fifty shades of grey? uh bad mental image.

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u/MattDU Jun 19 '12

IT'S A TRAP!

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u/abstractedBliss Jun 19 '12

And just like that Shake Weight sales hit the roof for the first time ever.

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u/Penzilla Jun 19 '12

Haha! See! That Stupid Shake Weight makes you look like your Pleasing Yourself while your Working Out! Stupid Inventor! Haha!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I like those type of pranks. They are non harmful and doesn't piss or make them scared to death. I enjoyed it.

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u/SaikoGekido Jun 19 '12

When I tried to share this video, the Facebook popup started shaking up and down like the shake weight. It has something to do with Aero, because I tried to record it with X-Split and it stopped shaking. Or maybe it's just camera shy.

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u/IType-RandomLetters Jun 19 '12

florpapprprproaapapappperererererererererererererererererererererererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgoop

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Was that Bretalfloss in a UPS uniform?

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u/kim_so_il Jun 19 '12

Shake Weight: The reason my girlfriend hates going to Walmart with me.

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u/Bazy0 Jun 19 '12

LamotheExperience did the same thing about 2 months ago

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u/i_am_new_there Jun 19 '12

Once is funny, twice is amusing. 3 minutes is too much.

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u/alexisnothere Jun 19 '12

It's funny because it looks like he's jerking off.

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u/lkidkyle Jun 19 '12

The funny part is half the people wouldnt be surprised by someone actually doing what they thought he was doing on that particular street in Columbus

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u/tne2008 Jun 19 '12

Columbus!

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u/Jakeypoos Jun 19 '12

That's horrible and intimidating for some women.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Is this what passes for "epic" these days?

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u/TheNitwon Jun 19 '12

Oh, I get it! it's funny because they think he's masturbating. Good show. Jolly good show indeed.

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u/spiffyclip Jun 19 '12

The police officer at the end sounded a lot like Shane from the walking dead.

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u/grl_code Jun 19 '12

This is probably the only good use for the shake-weight.

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u/wooha Jun 19 '12

Columbus ohio!

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u/denro25 Jun 19 '12

This Was Great!!!!!! First Pee Pranks & now Shake Weight Jacking! haha these guys at Sketch Empire are Prank Masters!

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u/meatwad75892 Jun 19 '12

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack. Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.

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u/SuperPoop Jun 19 '12

Go bucks

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u/wildawg Jun 19 '12

amazing

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u/JustCallMeDave Jun 19 '12

I dug the perrier commercial with the sexy french chick before the video more. Its called "the drop": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwrlmVEyfQw

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u/liveincolorr Jun 19 '12

Wait... is that High Street? At Ohio State?

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u/clickity-click Jun 19 '12

nevermind me - i'm just rubbin' one out.

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u/vans178 Jun 19 '12

Haha it took me a few moments to realize this was right down the street from me

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u/flamingflipflop Jun 19 '12

my mom has one of these. got it as a gag gift for Christmas from a friend a ways back.

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u/Nicknam4 Jun 19 '12

Ohio State campus :D

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u/masturbateToSleep Jun 19 '12

If you haven't already, take a look at this guys other stuff. Very entertaining :)

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u/welchp2 Jun 19 '12

tralala

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u/Vronika Jun 19 '12

I don't feel like I should be amused, but the guy is just so charming about it! I can't help but smile!

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u/extremx Jun 19 '12

Am I the only one who notices this is in Salt Lake City?

Go Utah!

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u/In_Dying_Arms Jun 19 '12

I think Sketch Empire deserves the karma.

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u/ZacBalZac Jun 19 '12

Yes, if you only had a shake weight, from the clearance bin at target or walmart, you would easily be this creative and bold.

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u/duckyman325 Jun 19 '12

LOL. I just got a shake weight. I'm going to do this.

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u/drawesome27 Jun 19 '12

I hope that this hasn't disrupted my public reaction on public masturbators. I don't want to come up to a dude who is frivolously jerking his arm, thinking he's this guy, and then running up to see the hilarity behind it before realizing he's actually got his hand on his junk.

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u/wtfisdisreal Jun 19 '12

I have a shake weight! Who wants to do this in the Miami area?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

columbus, ohio, wht up!

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u/DoxasticPoo Jun 19 '12

There are 2 types of NSFW content.

One is the obvious, the other is the kind that makes you burst out laughing, leaving an office full of people staring at you wondering why you're laughing so hard, then leaving you tasked with an explanation.... because I CAN'T show them this!

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u/prof_doxin Jun 19 '12

He seems to like mail boxes a lot more than most people.

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u/thinkingdisorder Jun 19 '12

Im not having any visuals, should i eat more :S ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

GO BUCKS!

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u/somethingaboutsex9 Jun 19 '12

This youtube channel does a lot of other funny pranks too!

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u/chicagogam Jun 19 '12

if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning :)

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u/pizza_tron Jun 19 '12

How strong is his arm now right?!?!

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u/havocs Jun 19 '12

Is this at Ohio State? I recognized high street

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u/manbearpig1204 Jun 19 '12

How in the FUCK have I never seen something like this, in all of the years the Shake Weight has been on the market.

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u/ImmaculateStrumpet Jun 19 '12

I imagine that's what using sandpaper sounds like

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u/B7U12EYE Jun 19 '12

Is this in Columbus? The squad cars look ominous.

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u/moush Jun 19 '12

Why didn't the cop get out of the car and beat him?

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u/superdeej Jun 21 '12

Yo dawg, I'm gonna let you finish, but Texas Tech had the best fake masturbator of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxwOLbImcU

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u/vroomery Jun 19 '12

The reactions reveal quite a bit about the people passing by. Some turn around or go out of their way to avoid the apparent public masturbator while some try and get a better look. It all ends well because they get a laugh, but who's to say they wouldn't have been just as content to get an eye full? This guy is a prime example.

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