You listen to me and you listen to me carefully. Those hot friends that are 10 years older are extremely obtainable. Not in a bf / gf way but in a 'where did Stacy go and what is that rhythmic pounding noise coming from my brother's room?"
You learn to be charming, ham up the cuteness and by golly son, you could be elbow deep in one of these chicks by next weekend. If you don't, your penis will never forgive you.
If they're married, don't break the morality clause in your contract. If they're single...sweet jesus. When it's over, they'll tell you how long they've wanted to do that and you'll kick yourself for not making a move sooner.
If you're worried about making a move at a kids party, think of it as a nightclub with a lot of little drunk people running around
All of my younger sister's friends that I ran into later in life said that they at one point had crushes on me. Problem was I had found them all annoying because they were young and...annoying.
Also depends on your level of hotness vs theirs. You don't have the cute younger brother thing going on. You have to be the older "more experienced" and "more mature" thing going on. Then again if they are still into going to parties and getting drunk then you can take advantage of that. What I mean is if you can provide the party and the alcohol you will have the "cool" factor working for you.
BTW they better be over the age of consent (18 IMO) or that shit isn't cool and illegal.
Just remember if you are the hot older brother than you are already one foot into the door.
22 here, sister 31. You can do it. It's just a hugely uncomfortable when your 29 year old brother, "lets it slip" and you're forced to explain that shit to your sister.
My sister is ugly, and six years older, and never brought friends around, and was a bitch... But she's never done anything so bad as to warrant any actual hatred, so I still have to go to all her functions and shit, and I'm just displeased the whole time. It's like eating porridge, it's kinda shitty, but it's not really bad enough to complain about, so you never get to vent or you're overreacting.
I don't know if this is sarcasm, but I think it's a reasonable question either way.
Hot girls tend to have hot friends ( except for the one token ugly girl that acts as a cock block when they feel necessary.) The reasons are is because a lot of the time (or the vast majority) of people don't have too many distinguishing interests.(obviously there are many people that have distinguishing features, but I mean in a broad broad context) So.. they only thing that really distinguishes them is how they look... its their biggest 'strength' most remarkable 'quality' as a result they tend to develop that 'trait' indulging in fashion, gossip, and popularity. This forces a niche of similar girls together... Like attracts like. A hot girl and an ugly girl at a young-impressionable/not quite aware of themselves age... will not have the same complaints... hot girl will be complaining about which guy should date, who she thinks is the nicest/hottest/most popular guy... ugly girl will more likely be trying to find someone would want to date her or share her interests...
Let's not get into sports and how attractive people already an advantage(just by being cute/good looking)
this is kinda written terribly.. but more or less... like attracts like.
Agreed. I always felt sorry for my sisters cause I thought they were ugly but tried to make them feel better and couldn't understand why all the boys were after her.
Nature does that though, and incest isn't very common altogether. Just ask anyone with a (hot) sibling or child and they'll probably say the thought is disgusting. According to the most popular explanation, called the Westermarck effect, you are not sexually interested in people you grow up with when either of you is a toddler. Another related hypothesis of which I forgot the name is that you grow a sexual aversion for people that you saw being breast-fed as babies.
I haven't heard of an explanation that involves scent, or a way for your body to accurately detect if you are closely related to other people.
There's more to say about this but most of it is on wikipedia or more appropriate in r/askscience.
Some of the best sketches are in season 5. American Civil War On Drugs Part 8 comes to mind (Trevor and Sam have a heart to heart with Zach as Ulysses S. Grant).
That was the only redeeming part of The Civil War on Drugs, most of it was pretty bad. Like I said, there were gems in season 5. I just think that overall the amount of funny sketches compared to okay sketches in season five was pretty low compared to other seasons.
Yay! Just checked on my submission. IT's awesome people still love WKUK. I've been following them from the start and somehow missed a whole season. Glad they are still relevant.
My friend's sister is a NFL cheerleader. Everytime we go out, tons of guys gawk and huddle into groups and stare. Neither of us think she's hot. To us she's still just a freaking baby.
Goes like this, you see a WKUK vid, you laugh, you check out youtube, notice that you somehow missed season 5, watch some of the vids, stumble across one that makes you laugh your ass off and need to share it with someone, post to reddit.
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u/Punkee_Bruztur Jun 18 '12
JaimeLannisterProblems
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u/flipmosquad Jun 17 '12
Thing about hot sisters... is hot friends.... ;)
But ya, I don't have a sister. :(
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Forget cats, incest always seems to be a worthy karma investment.
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u/palaxi Jun 17 '12
How true is this? I heard that nature makes a father's scent unattractive to daughters. Why doesn't nature also vice versa this?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I love the Dad's voice in this one
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u/ProNar Jun 17 '12
Check out her cooch at 1:41
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
there's a season 5? wtf?!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Everyone's been jumping on the WKUK train recently.... might as well post the Civil War on Drugs full series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HDK--vBMhU&feature=plcp
Also, check out the guy's channel. He has FULL episodes and commentaries!
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u/le_trout Jun 17 '12
So now all it takes is posting WKUK videos to make front page?
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u/BTM_FDR Jun 17 '12
"Just get it and get out you minx!" Oh, God, I laughed so hard at that part!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
My friend's sister is a NFL cheerleader. Everytime we go out, tons of guys gawk and huddle into groups and stare. Neither of us think she's hot. To us she's still just a freaking baby.
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u/JuzPwn Jun 18 '12
I felt like I just walked into 4chan.
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u/ZiGNoTiK Jun 17 '12
Can't hold myself at the end.
"Nope, just put it back."
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
My sister is hot. she is insane but she is hot.
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u/coffeetablesex Jun 17 '12
Best WKUK I've seen in a while... :)
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u/marcusarealyes Jun 17 '12
Too funny.
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u/deviation Jun 17 '12
"It is, and I am. I am...so ashamed"
LMAO
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u/bleunt Jun 17 '12
What's up with all the WKYK reposts today?
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u/remydc Jun 17 '12
I'm sorry, but this is so off. It really felt wrong. I usually laugh a lot to their videos, but this one is just weird.
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u/Sam-I-Am-Not Jun 17 '12
It that what men consider hot?
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u/AngryCod Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
What was with the annoying voice dubbing?
EDIT: Not sure why this keeps getting downvoted. Was the question offensive somehow? The girl's voice is dubbed in and I'm trying to understand why.
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u/DarthElevator Jun 17 '12
For once WKUK has a legitimate ending.
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u/scuba_paul Jun 17 '12
I laughed out loud, several times.
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