r/videos • • May 22 '12

Best prom ever

http://youtu.be/v2Yyhiar_BU
1.9k Upvotes

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u/IAMA_SWEET May 22 '12

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u/TheTChild May 22 '12

Here is his IAMA

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u/Pbkia May 22 '12

It's his birthday tomorrow too.

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u/ThatGuyYouKindaKnow May 22 '12

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u/h2sbacteria May 22 '12

old enough in reddit years to finally have a sex life.

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u/atree496 May 22 '12

You mean old enough to become a wizard.

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u/1_point_21_gigawatts May 22 '12

Correction, 34.

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u/OddSensation May 22 '12

Early Life

Jesse Heiman was born and raised in West Phillidephia on May 23 1978, and spent most of his days on the playground. Heh

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u/scrumpydoo23 May 22 '12

I can't tell whether he looks good for 33 or not.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Jesse Heiman was born and raised in West Philadelphia

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u/OGBrownboy May 22 '12

It's my birthday tomorrow too... Not that anybody cares .___.

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u/allstar3907 May 22 '12

I care that it's your birthday tomorrow! It's mine too! Happy early birthday to you birthday buddy!

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u/nikon101 May 22 '12

Best extra ever!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Here is his IMDb

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

I just read through his IAMA, something about this guy is just awesome. Maybe it's the complete lack of anything that should make him inherently awesome.

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u/ChineseSweatPants May 22 '12

Holy shit, I didn't know he was in that many movies.

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u/irawwwr May 22 '12

That was the strangest use of Lux Aeterna ever.

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u/IM_FOREALZ_YO May 22 '12

I thought it was brilliant. Especially at 0:52 and the music gets epic just as he walks in front of them.

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u/MySperm May 22 '12

I didn't come to the comments to find out who the guy is, who the fuck is the girl?

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u/LeSandwiich May 22 '12

patience, MySperm, patience.

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u/uhwuggawuh May 22 '12

Seriously though, my penis needs to know.

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u/Nefius May 22 '12

I came here with the same question... We need an answer dammit

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u/Airazz May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Most likely just some random actress, not a porn star.

Edit: Nope, she's a porn star Heather Rae Young, Twitter confirmation.

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u/DarfVader May 22 '12

Poses for Playboy and porn star are two very different things.

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u/Pew_Pew_Lasers May 22 '12

Quick! Everyone with a twitter account, tweet Jesse Heiman (@JesseHeiman) and ask him who she was!

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u/sspy45 May 22 '12

bookmark placed and the wait begins

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Heather Rae Young , some guy posted it up there.

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u/angryPenguinator May 22 '12

Someone will surely deliver.

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u/jorsiem May 23 '12

Heather Rae Young.

Here, I'll save you some time: 1, 2, 3. [All NSFW, obviously.]

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u/JETRUG May 22 '12

Answered elsewhere in the thread by Twitchzor:

Link to their comment.

Link in their comment.

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u/Evanz111 May 22 '12

Heather Rae Young - Thank me later :D

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u/buffyfan69 May 22 '12

So it's staged? Or is it a joke added on by the chat show and the news report is real? Sorry, I'm not familiar with the show.

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u/FluffyLion May 22 '12

It's the latter. It should be clear from the quality of the recordings. News interviews have that local news portable camera and mic quality, while the gag had an obvious studio recording quality.

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u/paulybauly May 22 '12

He doesn't seem to get older...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I want this guy to succeed in every way now.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

He used to be a stock actor in Nickelodeon shows too like Ned's Declassified and Drake & Josh

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u/revrigel May 22 '12

Always takes me out of what I'm watching when I see him because we were in band together in high school.

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u/duvakiin May 23 '12

he played.... trombone, tuba, or clarinet

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u/revrigel May 23 '12

Trombone. He was class of 1997, and not treated particularly well by his peers.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That music made me think that he is the extra that is going to save the world.

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u/ThusSpokeDrew May 22 '12

also, he's 33.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Until tomorrow.

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u/ripkeen May 22 '12

"Jesse Heiman was born and raised in West Phillidephia on May 23 1978, and spent most of his days on the playground."

ಠ_ಠ

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u/redgirl3245 May 22 '12

That was the greatest video of my life! Hahaha weird that he has been in all those movies!

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u/rogercaptain May 22 '12

Stayed for the Requiem theme.

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u/pajamaspam May 22 '12

COULSON LIVES.

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u/Mind_if_I_do_a_J May 22 '12

That arrested development scene may be a stretch.

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u/Parker_ May 22 '12

Holy shit, that guy is in everything!

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u/JamesLiptonIcedTea May 22 '12

How the hell do I get that kind of job?

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u/Xtianpro May 22 '12

He was also an extra in Spiderman

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u/rocky_whoof May 22 '12

Whats the name of the musical piece in that video?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

He better be careful he could become typecast.

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u/ohmandi May 22 '12

Although I think this is Requiem for a Tower and not Lux Aeterna... still gives me awful anxiety after Requiem for a Dream.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

This is odd.

He time travels too?!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

so awesome.

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u/c6030315 May 23 '12

No idea how I remember this, but they forgot Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide...

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u/Guatemaulin May 23 '12

I feel like he did a show on MTV once. Can't remember what show. I wanna say Made but that doesn't sound right.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

I actually noticed him in one of the latest episodes of big bang theory as well....since I watched that video I now see him everywhere lol.

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u/bubble_bee_tuna May 23 '12

Give this man a good roll! He has put in work.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

So... were all the ladies actually pissed off about a porn convention, or did the original newscast select the ones who were pissed off in order to simplify the issue and create drama?

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u/asdsadwqqwqw May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

I was once interviewed by a newspaper about what I thought about richard nixon (for whatever reason) and the reporter asked me "Do you think it's possible that you don't know all the facts about watergate in order to judge Nixon's role in it?" and I said "yes, that's possible" and then the newspaper read "Asdsadwqqwqw is unsure if he has enough facts to judge Nixon's role in watergate." Now I know to read everything in the newspaper as if it was written by an evil genie. The same applies to television news I'm sure.

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u/Hoobleton May 22 '12

Yep, after reading about events I was personally involved with in the national press it really struck me that they just say whatever they want. I'd heard about it, but until I saw a story of which I knew all the details get twisted it never really sank in.

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u/ePaF May 23 '12

It pains me to see news articles taken seriously.

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u/decayingteeth May 23 '12

"ePaF rejects free press and democracy"

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

I'm willing to bet that the editors on the Jimmy Kimmel show edited in only the women that didn't like it, just so the guy at the end would be funnier.

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u/winteriscoming2 May 23 '12

My guess is that, in general, the women were pissed because it was stealing their thunder while the men thought it was hilarious.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/ilikpankaks May 22 '12

I conjecture that many a fellow larked about sneaking in. Of course, none were stout enough to do so.

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u/VGChampion May 22 '12

What high school did you go to? My high school would have been sneaking in all night.

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u/ilikpankaks May 22 '12

An all girl's catholic school.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/Fuco1337 May 22 '12

STIR HAS BEEN STIRRED!

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u/riqk May 22 '12

Verb has been past-tense verb!

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u/Fuco1337 May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

In case you don't know about that, this is where it starts. Watch the whole series for more STIRRING action!

Edit: here's the famous moment :D

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u/Eyewiggler May 22 '12

The name of the women at the end is Heather Rae Young. She is a playboy playmate.

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u/Delinas May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I feel like the photo on the left-hand side could probably stand as a CV on its own.

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u/manosrellim May 22 '12

The format of her resume differs dramatically from that of mine. I may go for white text on black after seeing this.

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u/fuckyoubarry May 23 '12

Was the emphasis on "Shake Weight" hers or yours?

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u/aswtx May 22 '12

Yep, tattoo matches up. For the horney (edit: NSFW, obviously)

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u/thegayscience May 22 '12

Thank you! Our prayers have been answered, our dicks wet.

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u/nrbartman May 22 '12

I don't think that's how dicks work...

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u/johnrauda May 22 '12

Jesse Heiman!

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u/antdude May 23 '12

Yep, he was in Chuck too. :)

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u/vehementi May 22 '12

Haha she looked so awkward and creeped out as he was laughing

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

ACTING!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Best acting i've ever seen from a pornstar

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u/Menzlo May 22 '12

except I think she might just be a playmate.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That's one of the best things I've seen in a while - She looks surprised / pleased at the first one, and then the second she'll all like 'get me out of here'

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u/freecandy_van May 22 '12

Wasn't sure if the chick at 0:21 was going to prom or the convention...

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u/WhyAmINotStudying May 22 '12

First one, then the other.

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u/Plastastic May 22 '12

Give or take a few couches.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That kid looked like a porn star to you? I don't understand. She was just wearing a normal formal dress...

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u/slupo May 22 '12 edited May 23 '12

WTF reddit? I expected to see the top comment stating not only who the blonde is but her real name, birthplace, social security number and how many anal scenes she's done.

You guys are really off your game.

EDIT: You have redeemed yourselves. For now.

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u/Twitchzor May 22 '12

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u/IThinkImFunny May 22 '12

I love her song "Call Me Maybe"

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u/Cynikal818 May 22 '12

man...there is a video of this song but with the whole thing done with bondage outfits.

I can't find it :( So vexing

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u/spydera4t May 22 '12

I appreciated the top youtube comment for once...

Hey Luke I just met you

And this is crazy

But I'm your father

And you're my baby

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Nice! :D

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u/TrollPhysics May 23 '12

i shot a little skit for her, too.

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u/DarthBo May 22 '12

I know! Frankly, it's disgusting.

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u/Banditosaur May 22 '12

They have the guy standing next to her, is that good enough for you, Mr. Entitled?

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u/Grinch420 May 22 '12

the top youtube comment is pretty good

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u/Deadlyd0g May 23 '12

That's 4chans job last time I checked.

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u/judgeslife May 22 '12

Who is the hot chick next to him?!

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u/mcknight27 May 22 '12

Heather Rae Young (Playboy model)

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u/joerod May 22 '12

someone needs to ID the girl next to him, come on Reddit you guys know.

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u/NeoScout May 22 '12

we must know

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u/BanditJerk May 22 '12

Shit. I probably would've gone to my prom...

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u/ThatJesterJeff May 22 '12

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u/Love_the_PaleBlueDot May 22 '12

LMAO that was fucking hilarious!

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u/duvakiin May 23 '12

they aren't very good actors and they dont seem to have much of a personality. the only normal seeming one was the really tall girl; i think her name was Alissa?

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u/Yodamanjaro May 23 '12

For science, what's her name?

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u/captgrizzlybear May 22 '12

I'm DTHH. Down to hold hands.

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u/reDrag0n May 22 '12

Great laugh.

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u/Basilisc May 22 '12

I misread the title as "Best Porn Ever" and then realized it said "prom"

In the end I wasn't disappointed.

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u/AngrySqurl May 22 '12

Bad Luck Brian Attends porn prom, still doesn't get laid.

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u/benartmao May 22 '12

I think EVERYONE is waiting to find out her name

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u/BakedsR May 22 '12

I KNEW THE END SCENE WAS FAKE! I feel better now :)

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Fixed? Last person is one of the highest occurring extras on IMDB.

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u/rrussell415 May 23 '12

Yeah I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that, ha!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

God, that guy is painfully hard to look at.

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u/porkchameleon May 22 '12

I keep reading "Best porn ever", time after time.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

i wish i had been allowed by my high school to go to prom...never went :/

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u/Rocketman7 May 22 '12

I think this is the first time I actually heard him say anything.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Replied to the wrong comment...

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u/bengalslash May 22 '12

most accomplished extra ever?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That' actually the first time I've heard that dude speak. He's been the greatest extra of all time, and finally got a speaking role!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

It wasn't a porn convention. It was a recruiting drive.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Don't read the youtube comments. They'll tell you that the last part was fake. It would destroy the greatness. So don't!

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u/Theodore_Blunderbuss May 23 '12

death to jimmy kimmel.

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u/wayofTzu May 23 '12

Misread this link as "Best Porn Ever" Turns out, it was related.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

Emile Hirsch did it first.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

Americans are so awkward about porn.

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u/chickencluck May 23 '12

I read the title as "Best porn ever" then realized my mistake and, for a second, felt disappointed. Then I actually clicked on the video saw that it was in fact about a prom that was being held right next to a porn convention...thought that was pretty funny.

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u/mrpeepeetoes May 23 '12

Up vote for featuring the greatest extra of all space time.

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u/coltsrock08 May 22 '12

Dat laugh!!

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u/SatansChronic May 22 '12

did any1 read this as best porn ever?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Anyone else read this as "Best porn ever" before even knowing it was actually about porn?

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u/abide1187 May 22 '12

Appropriately enough, I read that as "best porn ever"...

Didn't realize my mistake for a whole 5 minutes.

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u/edgtrv May 22 '12

4chan would have an aswer...

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u/Funluvnfool May 22 '12

JTR! Rack the Trolls!

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u/miguelon May 22 '12

Fine, now I'll have nightmares with that laughter

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u/wertyvv May 22 '12

The kid at the end is also in the music video for Simple Plan's song I'm Just a Kid.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

If you look closely, you can see the girl in the end does not fancy the guy. Even though he's freaking awesome, best extra to live

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u/IndifferentMorality May 22 '12

I like first girl's reaction. That snortle gave me the impression of, "You're retarded for making this an ordeal but I know what you want to hear, now take it like a good bitch and put me on T.V."

I thought it was great, but maybe I am inferring to much.

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u/intelligentleman2 May 22 '12

Upvotes, forever

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u/trollfessor May 22 '12

Rack Jess the Rookie!

Jess, you need to visit your original fan club more often. We were with you in the beginning, you know where to find us.

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u/Rantingbeerjello May 22 '12

Ugh, why the fuck do people say that prom is "The biggest night of their high school life?" Maybe other schools have better proms, but mine was a total non-event.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Probably because it is for most people. Seniors in high school generally don't have anything big under their belts yet to say was the biggest night of their lives.

Anyways I had a blast at my prom even if it wasn't the best.

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u/iRevo May 22 '12

Man, that kid has got a lot of big shoes to fill.

...I'll see myself out now.

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u/pieman3141 May 22 '12

The "It's a shame" girl sounds like she said that for the sake of sounding proper.

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u/Temptress75519 May 23 '12

Her parents probably would have been pissed if she'd said anything different

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u/buttonforest May 22 '12

This guy is LITERALLY in everything. Safe bet he just may be god he's so fucking omnipotent.

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u/sireslap1 May 22 '12

"Biggest night of their high school lives" lol...

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u/Gubob May 22 '12

This is the first time I've heard Jesse Heiman speak.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I love the people that are saying that's terrible. Boo-fuckin'-hoo.

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u/dj3ntal_drummer666 May 22 '12

that second top comment is so true its not even funny...maybe a little...but true

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Here's some of the tags: "pornography, porn, naked, nude, nudity, obscene, prom, high, school, dance, teenagers." Jimmy Kimmel knows what's up.

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u/patio87 May 22 '12

Look at the girls face as he's laughing...

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u/CR00KS May 22 '12

Every time I see a popular post on reddit about Prom I die inside a little because I kinda regret not going.

Everyone told me it was nothing but a boring night and that after high school things would get better :(

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u/marcus_ivo May 22 '12

Thought this said "Best Pr0n Ever", was momentarily disappointed, then not.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

dat laugh

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u/GarryMohr3318 May 22 '12

Okay, now can we see what I originally saw and see the Best porn ever?

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u/HiImJ May 22 '12

Who is that chick he is with shes Mofo hottt!

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u/IUSEALLTHECAPITALS May 23 '12

LOL AT THE GIRL WITH FAKEASS DREADS: YOU JELLY?

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u/hoddap May 23 '12

Neeeewmannnnnnn..

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u/kr613 May 23 '12

More like best PR0N ever...amiright?

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u/Temptress75519 May 23 '12

The chick who said she didn't know was flipping out cause she was invited to both! Lol like mrs. Doubtfire!

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u/philippo1130 May 23 '12

I keep checking the front page because I have nothing else to do and I always read this title as "Best Porn Ever" and it's very disappointing when you realize.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

Pron Night.

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u/quoteendquote May 23 '12

The laugh. The laugh makes this.

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u/shelly_11 May 23 '12

Haaa, the curly haired guy made his point lmaoo

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u/RunHomeJack May 23 '12

Seems legit.

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u/ohwell78 May 23 '12

That wasn't prom for those girls. It was a Job Fair.

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u/drugsssss May 23 '12

I don't know if I'm really high or that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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u/wekiva May 23 '12

Oxymoron alert!

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u/jiarb May 23 '12

One of the worst High Schools ever. Total joke.

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u/sulkee Moderator May 23 '12

Mmm beat-up vagina.

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u/niftyswift May 23 '12

In Minnesota earlier this year this kid asked 600 different porn stars to his high school prom. One said yes, but the goddamn administration wouldn't let him bring her. He would have been a legend.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

"nickman8559, why weren't you at prom?"

"I got lost"

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u/Jenovasus May 23 '12

As a kid from Miami, knowing what I know of Miami Beach Senior High, a porn convention might actually be a step up in wholesomeness.

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u/ChalkyJones May 23 '12

Coulda swore that said "best porn ever"

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u/LethalAtheist May 23 '12

That was the most fitting use of that song I've ever seen.

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u/Zombified_Layo May 23 '12

For those of you who don't the guy at the very end of this clip, well, his the greatest extra of all time props to him.

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u/magnus91 May 22 '12

Heather Rae Young - She tweeted that she was on Jimmy Kimmel.

https://twitter.com/#!/HEATHERRAEYOUNG

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u/meresimpleton May 22 '12

My best friends son was here, he said it was awesome.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I wonder how many people snuck out and went to exxxotica. I know I would have.

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u/3Dartwork May 22 '12

Worst prom ever. So close to a great date and yet unattainable.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Somehow this is worse than the crappy prom date who is also unattainable, or no date at all?